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readytoplow

@readytoplow

degenerate desert dweller🌵hockey, hoops, hardball, hijinks

 Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2011
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Ryan Maue (@RyanWeather) profile pictureRyan Maue
@RyanWeatherOct 30
Boatloads of rainfall for Arizona over the next several days as a "fully loaded" Pineapple Express arrives from the Pacific Ocean. Phoenix at least 2" but could locally see 4" or 6"
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busta rhymes is the most skilled combatant michael myers has ever faced
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#ironchef #halloween
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rust belt roadtrip (@gmoult) profile picturerust belt roadtrip@gmoultOct 8
it’s a national shame that phoenix is in the top five largest cities
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micah !@bucketszn__Oct 5
Dr. Loomis use to blow that mf at Michael Myers 😭
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mao_wow
@realwow_maoSep 30
dudes in 1066: last night was a tapestry
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let’s try this again…
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jo.@sereneObscuritySep 10
clockwatchers (1997)
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 0335
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dam@beachboydamSep 2
I’m not afraid to start over
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Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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erin chack@ErinChackAug 5
Ginger ale tastes best on a plane because it is a beverage of the gods and when you fly you are closer to them, radiating in their light
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Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytranJul 15
In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJun 23
The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.
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Jeff Weiss
@PassionweissJun 12
For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) profile pictureDan Devine
@YourManDevineJun 12
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
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Evan@daviddunn177May 17
Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.
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Devin Walker
@Devin_Walker2May 12
if i send you this, im praying for your down fall…..
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“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day” Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:
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On this day in 1959, Marty Robbins recorded the full album “Gunfighter Ballads & Trail Songs”
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