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|| Computer scientist || I trade ICT || Crypto enthusiast || Corporate fool ||Madridsta🤍||

Joined May 2024
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Any Real Madrid fan that still defends Vini is the enemy
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By this time next year, I’ll be in a far better place than I am rn.
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Okwudili go fit answer assignment wey dem give am so
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THE LAST TIME YOUR GOAT SCORE HATTRICK FLYING CAR NEVER COME OUT 😂😂
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Having a partner that loves you is good but have you scrolled through twitter after a RONALDO MASTERCLASS
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Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! ⚽⚽⚽
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Ronaldo this food don too much oh HAT TRICK😭😭😭
Coming online to see the GOAT was given the Ballon D’or of all time the same week where I beat Barca at the camp Nou and Yamal not winning the Ballon D’or see successful hate watching Is this Jesus not good
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Man rescues 10-year-old girl who was be@ten for over an hour by her aunt in Anambra
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If God won use rain spoil this world again your goat get BOAT to save you? 😂😂
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The verb hardworking should be changed to Ronaldo atp
¿Saben por qué Cristiano Ronaldo ganó el Balón de Oro de todos los tiempos? Porque para votar había que pagar un euro por cada voto. Y acá está la diferencia: la gente humilde, la gente trabajadora que se levanta todos los días para ganarse el pan, muchas veces no puede darse el lujo de gastar plata en estas cosas. En cambio, los ricos, los que tienen la billetera llena, pueden pagar y votarlo 400.000 veces si quieren. ¡Así cualquiera gana! Messi representa al pueblo, a la gente humilde y trabajadora. Cristiano Ronaldo representa la riqueza, el poder del dinero y a los que pueden pagar para votar todas las veces que quieran. Para mí, el mejor de la historia no se elige con la billetera. MESSI ES PUEBLO, CRISTIANO ES RIQUEZA
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URCH retweeted
Max dowman is in big trouble 😂 #arsenal
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I like as ground don level now 😂
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So like this 2008 Ronaldo is a better footballer in comparison to Messi’s whole career 😂😭
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URCH retweeted
1 BOAT = 10 Ballon D’or
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Coming online to see the GOAT was given the Ballon D’or of all time the same week where I beat Barca at the camp Nou and Yamal not winning the Ballon D’or see successful hate watching Is this Jesus not good
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Replying to @offixial_ranky
How far who don meet those “tell Me you love me “ babes ? You go first think say them really love you but your eye go still clear
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+234 girls after realizing u’re a rich simp with zero dating experience
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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God is the greatest
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Congrats Harry been a long time coming I guess
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I say again Mbappe Ballon D’or
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