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Joined April 2026
During the next global virus, they will put that stupid fucking nasal swab in your asshole instead and everyone will go through the testing drive thro and have to spread their cheeks and put their ass out the window.
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Dude my skull is fucking giant.
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Lately ive been waking up with super mega boners
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Goodbye Suzie hello ugly bald jew
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How do I stop clenching my jaw really hard when I sleep
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Replying to @realbugman
Dude 😂
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big fart guy retweeted
If you want to keep most of your friends you have to literally not talk politics ever because most people are just insufferable normies who turn into complete faggots the second you discuss politics with them. Learning to compartmentalize is an extremely important social skill and I can't stress that enough.
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I remember trying to redpill my of my friends in highschool and he straight up told me the FBI made up the crime statistics because they were racist.
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One time I ate a whole block of cream cheese
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Japanese pussy probably stink so bad
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My life is raped
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I'm going to fast and cleanse my body of this blubber
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Fart that just doesn't feel right
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big fart guy retweeted
Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.
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Everybody owes me a profuse apology.
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If you are ugly on the outside, that might be a reflection of your inside. Maybe if you were a better person you wouldn't be so ugly
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My mom is taking the midterms pretty badly lol
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I'm not sorry
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Stupid people are dangerous
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