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@realemilyattack

she asked for one more dance and i'm like yeah

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the merry wörm@zenyanna20h
and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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bailey@Baileymoon1522h
father forgive me for i have libbed
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when did it become a sin to have a small tv,,,..... why do i need to see the actors pores to enjoy my lil shows
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i was about to upgrade and now i kinda don't want to after getting roasted to hell for my small television!!
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you know what, it's fine
em!! 🇵🇸 (@realemilyattack) profile pictureem!! 🇵🇸@realemilyattack13 May 2025
i wish sinners wasn't such a good movie and michael b jordan's performance wasn't so remarkable so i could make more parent trap jokes
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getting rid of voice notes is an affront to me personally
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jo@whatsJo4 Nov 2025
He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.
RobertPlausible (@HQuestion2) profile pictureRobertPlausible@HQuestion22 Nov 2025
Curtis Sliwa watches Eric Adams speak about gun violence on July 19, 2021.
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,@w0a0i0f7 Oct 2025
“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?
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Keep it rolling, friends. 💛🧡
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Max reached the end of his road this morning. I am so lucky I have to had 14 good years with my heart dog, the world's most gentle but tough, pure hearted sweet angel
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@buffys27 May 2025
define ‘role model’
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i love the part in a godzilla movie when godzilla shows up
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the male urge to explain how protein works when the subject of any kind of physical activity comes up in conversation ........
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two cold beers 8/8/59
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this is about spongebob and patrick
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz7 Jul 2025
Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.
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everyone who lets off fireworks and terrifies my dog is ontologically evil. also i don’t know what ontologically means.
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i've been watching the twilight movies for the first time and bella pisses me off so bad ... GIRL
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wife-ally@dudeimnormal3 Jul 2025
if your mom is dead you should legally be able to do anything you want
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