why would leaders wage war when they could just slap the shit out of each other or thumb wrestle or whatever
and for my next party trick i will publicly post my support for zohran so that someone i found out thinks support for Gaza is antisemitic uninvites themselves from my housewarming
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Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
cancelling every subscription i have i srsly need to save rn bc hundreds of apps later and i still dont have a job
kind of insane that i cant get to south jersey from north jersey by train, like how is it that the farthest i can go is bayhead or trenton?? tf
my cousin is getting married this week and i’m SO excited!! the reception will be an outdoor festival with food trucks, i can’t wait
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girl math is saying if i don't look at my bank account i can't see the money leaving and seeing is believing so i am not actually losing money since i do not see it happening 🤗
i cant believe the amount of times i used to enter the library in college with nothing but a redbull, snickers, and the false hope of getting work done
