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I like raccoons, history, and shitposting. my politics are so esoteric anymore that even I don’t understand them. #1 fan of The Girl With All Those Tattoos™️

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Joined May 2020
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Gm, welcome back to Thursday.
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I’m just gonna be real here for a second: if your “pastor” can afford a private jet you’re both stupid and on the path to heck. Evangelical churches are a greater national security threat than the city council of Dearborn, which is also a national security threat.
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Biberty or death.
Replying to @Last_Individual
Caveman commercials were the peak of insurance commercials until Biberty saved us, long may he reign.
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Low brow, Ugg style thinking. They turned on CERN with a satanic ritual and now we’re all jumbled around from our home realities with a lil bit of hell mixed in. See how my theory is far more logical?
Just spoke to an insider. Turns out we all died in 2012.
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There’s not a soul in the brewers fandom that would trade their place for another’s tonight. They’ll be eagerly selling that place at 9am, but in the meantime they live in the only state that won’t run dry.
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The Rays looked so overmatched and out of their element in this series that you’d have thought they were facing the Baltimore Orioles. The Brewers looked so dominant and in total control that…you also would have thought they were facing the Baltimore Orioles. Sad bird noises
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Syncretism runs rampant in “Catholic” communities of the global south. They maintain ancestor worship/find ways to wrap their deities into aspects of Saints, The Trinity, or Mary. Makes for some wacky and diabolical beliefs/loopholes. Día de los Muertos, anyone? Pic related.
Tongans and most Pacific Islanders are very religious (Catholic/7thDay/Mormons) and it seems compatible with gang life.
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Let’s see, what did I miss on my ism and ogyny app today…
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Dez caught it. (A charge)
Former Dallas Cowboys star Dez Bryant was arrested for assault in Southlake, Texas, after a road rage incident escalated into parking lot confrontation witnessed by his daughters
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I’m not normally one for doom posting, but I kinda feel like we aren’t too far away from mass violence. So many of my normie moderate friends are getting one shotted by AI while my normie lefty friends are convinced of the most unhinged propaganda being real. Shit’s bleak fam
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Lest ye think I’m leaving anything out, normie righties also believe some shit that’s straight up not true, but they’re not fantasizing about beating the shit out of or killing their neighbors and distant relatives.
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She was 38 years old you sick fuck.
Candice Swanepoel is only 38 years old. Tom Brady is 49 years old. An 11-year age gap between Brady and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel. 😳😳😳
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Second star to the right and straight on till morning
Walter Koenig, who played exuberant Russian navigator Pavel Chekov on the original “Star Trek” series and many of the franchise’s ensuing films, has died at the age of 90. cnn.it/4zmyBww
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You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through So when you're waiting for the next attack You'd better stand, there's no turning back
I agree. Iron Maiden is the greatest band of all time.
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Julian Raccoonian retweeted
National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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