Trash Dad

Buy me a jamiroquai cassette so I know it's real.

At Elon musk nitter.cf/luminousfluxxx/status/…

Listening to @perfumegenius feels like I'm making out with Linda Ronstadt in a v public and sexy way. – at Boulder, CO

Will someone plz find out if rolling tshirts really saves space as opposed to folding them? It's 2017 how am I still unsure #askascientist – at Boulder, CO

I have to admit something: I didn't really know what a pig looked like until last month.

Green horny toads that SMARTS – at Boulder, CO

Also Jessica rabbit is truly arresting. Sorry. Not live tweeting this. – at Boulder, CO

Whoa this movie really shaped me. Eddie just ordered a scotch on the rocks from a cartoon penguin. me every weekend. – at Boulder, CO

I read that who framed roger rabbit was avail on Netflix only to find not until mar 24 so now I'm probably downloading a virus sry – at Boulder, CO

I have to admit something: I don't know any of the zodiac symbols. – at Boulder, CO

Btw @clamshannon – at Boulder, CO

Just witnessed a man honk at a squirrel in the road. – at Boulder, CO

"I'll just take the plain bagel" you are what you eat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ – at Boulder, CO

Just thought I perceived the slightest difference in font in iMessage and felt I'd been egregiously wronged. – at Boulder, CO

If you ever feel hopeless as a human being, just think of joss whedon. If you ever feel hopeless as a writer, well, Idk what to tell you. – at Boulder, CO

Senor burrito might be off broadway, but it really steals the show. #showbiz #denver

proud to know you nitter.cf/jacobjwatson/status/83…

I feel like a million butts

thanks @perfumegenius for this fun idea i will try my hand and nominate @FudgeHoney @clamshannon and @jacobjwatson my only twitter friends

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