Retep Retals

“He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?”

John Friedinhell aaaaagh or something, needs work.

Vick Hope hasn’t aged well.

On the bus home and there are two massive problems; the bloke sat 2 seats behind wearing enough aftershave to kill a horse and the fucking massive Tory from our road two seats in front who will try to engage in conversation if he sees me.

I think Michael Carrick might have a pretty good idea who not to trust by now Stephen.

In a pub with unisex toilets and Dire Straits playing on the stereo. Woke nonsense.

Heard they found your remaining dignity in the zeptoverse.

Tuesday

I didn’t watch the game but I imagine there were a lot of positives for Newcastle tonight.

Leader of the Baali Cartel

No, I don’t suppose having an hour long nap at this time of day could be considered as productive but there you go.

9pm on a Sunday night but a master baker’s work is never done. #Sourdoughwanker #UKBreadchat