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Yonkers, NY
Joined February 2008
v o t e the bastards out ->
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what they want [hands you a leg but doesn’t let go] is for us to be renters [lets go] or in jail so mom & dad have to sell the house for legal fees
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honk if you were looking for your van & then you found your van & heaven knows
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them: [snips zip tie] you: [holding hankie under bloody nose] well, you can’t die of corniness I now very much agree
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that too many coincidences does not a higher power make, nor are all shy people actively living in a garbage can
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death by ambiguity that hugs your face
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[flikr bot] the most barbed photo in america, the most barned photograph in the u.s.a [techno viking transplant in evening shades to tourists] something something serpentine [flikr bot] the most photo’d photograph in the barn, the photographic most born in a barn.. you: my nieces can already play chopin, I’m down to my most superglued pair of glasses, I stand for civic minded, progressive humanism, mostly on the atomic level [flickr bot] the least photographed barn in the community, the last in line for photographs sleeps in a barn
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apple maps that route you through careers you’re not allowed to have snap burgers & calorie counts but my mom is coming to visit, miss accidentally stepping on a capri sun pregnant with data, swollen w fermented apples a custom route that spells “leave me alone” the next step in human evolution but just the shape the sadness of children who wink back
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Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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death by moderation
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[muffled by lambskin] how the sausage is unmade
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ah [wipes blood from eye] the luxury of moral clarity phase
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that it has to let you know that it knows is a form of stealing
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retsoor retweeted
#vote hard brooklyn 💪
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low power mode desiccated good will slippers nuanced vibes in an empty gold fish bowl we fall back on our parent’s worst ideals when under a gun
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honk if it’s not just leading you on, but also pushing from behind, and, raptor-like, coming from all sides
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you: ...empathy baiting, infamy danglers, 16 vibe levels deep. We say toggle not pivot now, but always didn't, so, somehow, someway, the internet is in charge of our actual bodies—honk if your limbic system is a series of misfires that ripple up and down the corresponding side of your nervous system: 1st right, then left, and now bullseye: the gut or scalp [fasicious gesture] it's not de riguer to mention #bodilyautonomy I know doc bot: you have schizophrenia
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retsoor retweeted
We’ve taught fiction out of a space in Brooklyn coming up on a year now. It’s been glorious. Total fun. Deep breakdowns of stories and novels, old and new. Workshop your own writing or just come study with us. Next classes start early Dec. and will keep going all through 2027.
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nixon’s silent majority but compassion
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s/o to the sincerity toggle
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