@returnofbeaf

Texas Football BMD / SWARM / Roast BEAF / 20-20 vision / King of Lists / Boat Captain

Joined November 2022
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Texas already the face of the SEC and ain’t even played a snap yet
Barstool Longhorn
@UTBarstool15 May 2024
Quality sucks but here’s a leaked version of the standard #EACFB cover… LFG QUINN 🤘🤘
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Halfway through the 3rd Mistborn book and there’s no stopping the SANDERLANCHE
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Somehow A&M fans are more upset with their head coach today than we are…..
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Florida state guy really should’ve eaten the dog poop
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OU Prep open.spotify.com/album/2pidz…
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Client said “we’re not a couple of Cornell guys grabbing each others dicks” today
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Sark got this MF talking to himself in press conferences 🤣🤣
Coach S(n)ark
@CoachSnarkOct 6
This was weird, no?
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Went to kids babysitters senior night volleyball game. Best server on the team - two aces in the first set #EliteCare
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Bought the Halloween candy way too early
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BACK!
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Frito pie w mac n cheese. Beans and veggie PRETENDERS know nothing bout this life
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Slam all excited to see what the K Taylor buzz is all about. 2 TOs in 2 drives 😳
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Pat took his shirt off! OMG this dude is HILARIOUS
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Today’s the day @AttackSheet @LarryLongballs7
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Sark had Arch in the gravity chamber up until now. Real szn starts now
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Not worried
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Dump
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Behind enemy lines
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In their heads. In their city. Horns by 50
Macrodosing
@MacrodosingPodSep 25
Tennessee is switching their checkers and it could lead to potential disaster
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Starlink on United flights has officially ushered in the era of inflight speaker phone FaceTime calls folks #FlyingTortas
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El tiempo fajita slop bowl at airport is excellent
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