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thatโ€™s me!

Joined May 2024
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stewpit retweeted
he changed the thumbnail to remove the trans flag from his strawman username๐Ÿค”
why did your strawman user need to have the trans flag in their username ๐Ÿค”
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stewpit retweeted
why did your strawman user need to have the trans flag in their username ๐Ÿค”
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some times when i am constipated, i fantasize about a mini tung tung climbing into my poopy chamber and digging out my shit rocks
Tung tung build a sauna room inside pickle sahur ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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stewpit retweeted
when idfb comes back but its a 10 episode miniseries that does no work to actually branch the gap between bfdia 1 and bfb beyond freesmart stuff and spongy, yellowface, ice cube, and bomby get a collective 12 lines
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stewpit retweeted
yeah you do deserve nothing
>go to chicago with my fav irl friend >misgender him the entire trip, he says it's whatever >get home and find out he unadded me everywhere >even on steam
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people w spinning fetishes when they press R in a mario game
there's a fetish for spinning btw
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING
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preemptively mourning my favorite line in all of S1 since knowing the remaster it probably won't make the cut ๐Ÿ’”
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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Potemer only animates in R15 because he likes girls who r15
I bet that shedletsky hits 12-16 slashes
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stewpit retweeted
the fact this is genuinely a true statement
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Congratulations you just found out how slurs work
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Shitty ass booty
I don't care its NNN, my boypussy is warm and horny >///<
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stewpit retweeted
this video is a valid self harm method
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Posted by straight white neurotypical millennials
this video is a valid self harm method
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Replying to @kezookas
This reeks of ableism
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you gotta be joking ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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stewpit retweeted
how it feels to hate a gay ship without any specific reason
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