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Spare Everton away FV
Spare U23 shed lower Tottenham FV
Ideally after 1-2 spares for Liverpool if possible? If not will sell straight up
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Imagine if women could experience even 10% of the joy we get from pissing in sinks
Unrivalled pastime
still available
spare bournemouth (H) ELS U20 FV £33
got a job interview so i cant make the game anymore 😔 @FaceValueCFC @Chelsea_spares @Chels_spares
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Gotta bring back the Old School version of the Liquidator as we walk out surely?
No 'we hate Tottenha' just a LOUD 👏👏👏👏 'CHELSEA'
Intimidating to hear from the tunnel too
Gotta be the season we bring it back 🇬🇧
Spurs are literally an embarrassment to London don't give them any relevance
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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We aren't angry enough about how shit the phone signal is in the UK. I've been up mountains in mainland Europe and still been able to get 4 bars of signal, whereas over here I can be sat in a pub and my phone will think I'm on the fucking moon.





























