feminist. NSNV.
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2014
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Ru🧈💕StarGirl💜 retweeted
Good Morning my loves. Not everyone is here to cook indomie, and that’s okay 🤍
😭
5. Needing an exit from a chat conversation: Sometimes I get tired of texting before the conversation is actually over. We can be having a perfectly good conversation. You reply. I reply. And suddenly, somewhere around message 17, my brain goes: “That’s enough interaction for now.” That is why, when I send the last message and someone reacts instead of replying, I am so grateful. You don’t understand—you just released me from prison. Now I can leave peacefully without wondering whether I’m being rude.
It’s not possible that this is not normal na 😳
1. Having constant inner monologue: Wait. You mean some people don’t have a running commentary happening in their head all day? You mean you can just… think nothing? No conversations with yourself? No replaying what somebody said three hours ago? No imaginary arguments? No explaining something to yourself while you’re doing it? Just silence? I am genuinely envious of you - my brain never stops talking to me.
Ru🧈💕StarGirl💜 retweeted
Sorry I giggled my way through this trailer BAD I will be watching IMMEDIATELY LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY
Ru🧈💕StarGirl💜 retweeted
Mind you, growing up, I genuinely thought words like “gallivanting” “vex” “perambulate” “rigmarole” etc. were all Pidgin English because they were such regular features of everyday Pidgin conversations. 😭
Ru🧈💕StarGirl💜 retweeted
Here’s how we officially lineup for Amapiano District 4 years Anniversary this Friday.
031 Choppa
NINO x FRVKY
UNCLE PEEJAY
FARATI
DEMI ANDRE
CROY
EZEDOALL
Hypemen
ACTIVEBOY
BALA
Which set are you looking forward to first? 👀
Get your tickets
🚨THE HEADLINER IS HERE! 🚨
031 Choppa!!! @031Choppa
From the infectious sounds of Zep to Fast Fast, he’s coming to groove out and celebrate 4 years with us.
All that’s left is you. tickets in bio 🎟️👉🏽
See you this Friday 🥳🔥
Ru🧈💕StarGirl💜 retweeted
I prefer to tell the story when I’ve made it out, I can be tweeting the funniest shit while going through the worst phase of my life, but the success story is always better told in retrospect, knowing I have a story to tell is enough reason to keep going, I must win.
Amen
“Mere grape”
I don’t know you but heaven and earth will be uncomfortable for you
The sands on the ground will hurt you like hot coal when you step on them
Water cannot quench your thirst cause whenever you drink water it will be like you are swallowing hot coal
Anything you eat will make you constipate so bad that your anus will rip from back to front
When you lie down to sleep the bed or mat will feel like you are drowning in the bottom part of the sea
Go and confess your crime to the mother of that child before you die like a headless chicken you BEAST
