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Invite all your friends to a dinner party and tell them you've made the food from scratch yourself. Then, after they've enjoyed it and they're impressed, reveal that you ordered it from a local restaurant. Suddenly their opinion of your cooking ability will change. Ha, idiots!
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Michael Douglas on Conan referred to his father using "capital punishment" on him as a kid (presumably meaning "corporal punishment") and this was all I could think of
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unfortunately that trick where a movie trailer slows down a Top 40 song and makes it all melancholy works expertly on me - I'm dumb as shit, keep 'em coming





















