David retweeted
i wish people understood that people with no support system operate completely differently than the average person
David retweeted
republicans are all like
pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches
David retweeted
Adhd is such a fucking insane thing, what do you mean I wanted to jerk off but got distracted and played sudoku for half an hour
David retweeted
They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
David retweeted
Florida is like when the mayor from Jaws was also still the mayor in the Jaws sequel.


























