𝕽𝕴𝕾𝖀𝕾 𝕽𝕺𝕸𝕰

You would be a 10 foot tall zero cortisol gigachad exploring the universe with your astral body & adventuring the world with your gigachad body if we had followed Plato’s advice 2,400 years ago.

I hate “deals” and “points” and “extended warranties” and “toll free numbers” and “coupons” all that shit needs to go.

Modern men be like

40y/o Canadian women walking by talking like valley girls, “and no matter how much surgery we do, we’re gonna age.”

They’re banning silence.

Take the apathy-pill.

This is going to cause extreme horror and pain for everyone. I’ve personally been in talks with some men who are probably smarter than you who you could never meet, and they’re saying there’s actually no way you can prepare for what’s coming, but it’s going to be bad. Really bad.

“Guys it’s wiwy happoning this time. It’s gunna get wiwy bad.” My brother in the Death of God, all we know is apocalypse. Brush n floss, work out, and if game time ever actually comes, go play.

X, the nothing app.

Boys boys boys. Language, please.

Wherever there is peace, there should be war. Wherever there is war, there should be peace.

When you look at all the war and the peace of the world, both appear equally retarded.

The Alter Ego method is for men under 30. From then on you should be able to let go of the crutch and just be what you are.

The hardest part about writing a song is living what inspired it.

Men make themselves look better the worse they feel.