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the election results are at the bottom of your feed. if you keep scrolling you WILL find them. if you get to the bottom you will know the results before everyone else. you just have to keep scrolling. just keep scrolling. they’re right there, you’re so close. just keep scrolling
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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Streets probably went crazy when this first dropped other niggas had to push their paintings back
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You guys calm down. That thing the President said about nuking LA and San Diego was just the normal incoherent babble he does about nuclear weapons sometimes. He is the President btw
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if two demographics on twitter have never fought each other, it's because they aren't aware of each other yet. it doesn't matter what the two demographics are. it could be zoroastrians vs. edtwt tomorrow
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writing star wars fanfic is so stupid it’ll have you googling shit like “equivalent of a deer star wars” or “do they call mirrors something else in star wars”
































