Rogers Sporting Goods

2025 Resolution: Spend less time untangling decoys. 2025 Reality: I think I just created a new knot.

The only thing I’ve successfully hunted this season is my own dignity.

Why do I go waterfowl hunting? Because sitting in a muddy blind is way more fun than folding laundry.

I feel like waterfowl hunting should come with a warning: 'You will spend more time untangling your gear than actually hunting ducks.'

Waterfowl hunting: The only time I can justify sitting in freezing mud all day and call it ‘quality time with nature.’

The secret to a good waterfowl hunt? Not the decoys, not the camo... just an unshakable belief that ‘next time’ will be better.

Waterfowl hunting is just like a bad date: You wait for hours, things get awkward, and in the end, the ducks still don’t call you back.

I’m trying to be nice this Christmas, but the ducks keep being naughty and flying too high.

Forget the mistletoe, I’m under the tree—waiting for ducks to land.

Why does waterfowl hunting feel like a weird mix of fishing and playing hide-and-seek with animals that are better at both?

Is there anything more humbling than a duck dodging your shot at the last second? Maybe the second duck dodging your shot too.

Waterfowl hunting, where the only thing colder than the air is the look the ducks give you when you miss the shot.

Waterfowl hunting gear checklist: Waders? Check. Gun? Check. Perfect excuse to avoid doing chores for the day? Double-check.

Nothing says 'I’m a pro' like yelling 'take ‘em!' at ducks that are already out of range.

Nothing builds character like sitting in a wet, cold blind for 4 hours, only to hear 'No ducks today, boys.'

Happy Easter from all of us at Rogers Sporting Goods!

We sat down with @J_Winchester41, the Long Snapper from the @Chiefs to talk Football, the Super Bowl and Hunting! Check out the podcast! ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ youtu.be/QKpIAT5CTm4