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Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. nitter.cf/chirpy8221/status/1244…
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Tips for a happier life:
• Be yourself
• Wear sunscreen
• Treat people & animals with respect
• Find your passions
• Get maintenance done on your car
• Go to the dentist regularly
• Stand up for yourself
• Appreciate quality shits
• Don't be a fucking asshole
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Average family income, Canada:
1975: 50k
2015: 70k
Average house price, Toronto:
1975: 60k
2015: ~700k
Average tuition costs, Canada:
1975: $550
2015: $6200
Remember these numbers next time you tell someone younger than you that it just comes down to hard work.
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Picard management tip: Don't let a crew member's age blind you to their skill level, in either direction.
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Picard management tip: If you're not sure what to say, take a deep breath and a dramatic pause. Maybe somebody else will talk first.
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Here at Arby’s we love it when you say “can’t wait to die,” as though everything you’ve ever known is even a blip on an infinite timeline. Your entire existence and place in history as you understand it is less than nothing, so fuck it. get the mozzarella sticks too.
Eat Arby’s
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Here at Arby’s we’d like to nominate this pile of delicious roast beef for Supreme Court Justice, because fuck it, right?
Eat Arby’s.
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The Accessible Canada Act to ensure a "barrier-free Canada" was tabled today. My story on the bill, complete with @ministerpwd interview & pros/cons reaction from #disabled people the law stands to impact: tgam.ca/2K86aK8 #cdnpoli #accessibility #pwds #C81
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Picard management tip: It's okay not to know things. Practice saying "I don't know." Go ahead. Say it.
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Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.
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[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
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So I'm just supposed to know that you can't eat the outside of the pineapple, like I'm some sort of scientist
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I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh
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My friend Bethany made this Joel Osteen meme on Facebook and I'm inconsolable 😂😂😂
