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Rolli

@rolliwrites

Writer & artist. Work in @nytimes @WSJ @Playboy @SatEvePost @thewalrus. Newsletter: https://nitter.cf/t.co/WqHCCRAnYg. Buy me a ☕: https://nitter.cf/t.co/DrMDfdBUGG

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Joined July 2009
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Coffee 10 × 2. Happy Halloween to you. ☕️ 🎃
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@rolliwritesOct 30
"Oh my god! It's the Bug-Eyed Lady!" chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l…
The Bug-Eyed Lady

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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Coffee 8. Tastes great. ☕️
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"Oh my god! It's the Bug-Eyed Lady!" chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l…
The Bug-Eyed Lady

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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I once rode an elephant - as a boy. But my rubber boots fell off, and I was inconsolable.
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@rolliwritesOct 29
I have a story - about a rampaging pachyderm - in the latest issue of COUNTDOWN. Available in over 750 Australian schools. 🐘
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I have a story - about a rampaging pachyderm - in the latest issue of COUNTDOWN. Available in over 750 Australian schools. 🐘
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@rolliwritesOct 24
A failed magician ... a whimsical pervert ... an enigmatic hotel. My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable (shorturl.at/WiMjA). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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He once asked me to hold his backpack while he bought some pens from a stationery store. Despite enormous temptation, I didn't look in the notebook - one of my great regrets.
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@rolliwritesOct 29
My old friend Pennel, who was always scribbling furtively in a mysterious notebook. He was either a foreign agent or a poet. One day, he vanished.
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My old friend Pennel, who was always scribbling furtively in a mysterious notebook. He was either a foreign agent or a poet. One day, he vanished.
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Snickerdude says hi.
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Just in time for Halloween... 🎃
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@rolliwritesOct 26
“If you ever see a white van or a woman with bulging eyes, run. Run and scream.” Read my latest essay for Chapter 16, "The Bug-Eyed Lady." #essay #memoir #nonfiction #longreads chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l…
The Bug-Eyed Lady

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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"En route to the crematorium, Jeroche told me about a French centenarian who’d been buried with 'at least 1000' croissants." My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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A limousine takes the eternal search for work in an unexpected direction in this short story from Rolli “You’ll never be Houdini,” my father told me moments before he died, though I didn’t believe...

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Cousin Illor, visiting from Spain. An avid drinker of decaf. ☕️
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“The truth is … she hypnotizes you. With those enormous eyes. Then she opens her jaw as wide as a boa constrictor and..." Read my latest essay for Chapter 16: chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l… #longreads
The Bug-Eyed Lady

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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I'll be discussing the origins of the story on the Fictionable podcast, out soon.
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@rolliwritesOct 24
A failed magician ... a whimsical pervert ... an enigmatic hotel. My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable (shorturl.at/WiMjA). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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“If you ever see a white van or a woman with bulging eyes, run. Run and scream.” Read my latest essay for Chapter 16, "The Bug-Eyed Lady." #essay #memoir #nonfiction #longreads chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l…
The Bug-Eyed Lady

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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Coffee 12 + 2. Good afternoon to you. ☕️
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A failed magician ... a whimsical pervert ... an enigmatic hotel. My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable (shorturl.at/WiMjA). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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