"Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."
Joined January 2015
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If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why
You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
The patriarchy discourages men from displaying emotions.
Opening night of Crashlight was absolutely magical ✨ #OffBroadwayDebut – at Manhattan, NY
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When u realize after you've already sent in ur audition tape that u forgot to crop out the weird "celebration dance" that u did at the end 😭
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I look like such a goober in this, but @danielpnorton is a genius and I love shooting with him for @adorama nitter.cf/danielpnorton/status/6…
Check out this video where I show you the process of 'Setting Marks' for your video production.... fb.me/4XjN8YZBn
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Check out this tutorial I did for @adorama with the amazing @danielpnorton on @AlexisCuarezma 's lighting set up! nitter.cf/adorama/status/6855368…
Wow. The best lighting trick we've seen in a while! buff.ly/1Zazek4 @danielpnorton #photography #OnSet
When you send him 23 flirtatious fruit puns in a row, and he just stops responding #WhereDidIGoWrong #HeProbablyJustSwooned
Me: *shaves legs*
Phil: WOAH!
Sue: Theres legs beneath the hair jungle!
Robin: Did you donate it to Locks of Love?
Mom: Who's the lucky man?
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"Sometimes I think to myself, 'Why are you single?' and then you make a pun like that and I'm like 'oh yeah, that's why'" ~my loving sister
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You're like a mozzarella stick. You have a hard crispy exterior, but on the inside you're just a warm gooey cheeseball.
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HAHA! This sensual selfie is merely a trap used to trick you into reading my favorite pun!!! Please… instagram.com/p/166tJPrecw/
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