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Ross Matlock retweeted
It's National Chicken Sandwich Day and we're giving away our favorite chicken sandwich puzzles 👏
Like + repost to enter
#CFAPeachBowl
ALT Three Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich Puzzle containers are placed side by side. In the background, there is a display of miniature football helmets from various teams.
Ross Matlock retweeted
🚨 NL ROTY SIGNED BALL GIVEAWAY 🚨
REPOST for a chance to win a signed Sal Stewart baseball! Must enter before 12 PM ET, November 11. Rules ➡️ atmlb.com/2GALeNF
Ross Matlock retweeted
As usual I will give my x earnings ($1067.40) to someone who likes this post! Winner chosen at random on Sunday. For extra fun if the winner follows @joinnoblemobile I will DOUBLE it and if you are a Noble subscriber I will give you THREE times the amount! Good luck! 😀🎉
For me it was 3 years ago but how many people were @todayyearsold when they realized “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’’ was about a kid learning there is no Santa?
Ross Matlock retweeted
Guess the Score ‼️
TNF 🏈 #DUUUVAL vs #RavensFlock
Correctly guess the score and winning team for a chance to win $100 💰
Must be following + like & repost to enter 🤝
Predictions below ⬇️
Ross Matlock retweeted
RANDOM GIVEAWAY TIME
Just a thank u gesture to everyone who shows love and support❤️
LIKE/RT to enter👇👇👇
PICKING WINNER TONIGHT OR 1ST THING IN THE MORNING
Ross Matlock retweeted
🏈 MNF GIVEAWAY 🏈
We’re SPLITTING $250 in Betr Bucks between FIVE RANDOM PEOPLE who correctly predict the FIRST TOUCHDOWN SCORER for SEAHAWKS-BEARS!
All you have to do is RT this tweet, follow @betr and @Betr_Casino, USE THE HASHTAG #BetrPicks and reply with your prediction below for a chance to win!
One reply per user! T&Cs apply
Ross Matlock retweeted
We're giving away a @Nintendo Switch 2 WITH a copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake!
Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post!
Ends: 11/7/2026 11:59pm PDT
BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Video Game Series??
*Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2 and a copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. USA only. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
Ross Matlock retweeted
No tricks, just $100 worth of treats 👻
Like + repost and comment who you’d buy CFA for to enter. More comments = more entries.
#CFAPeachBowl
Ross Matlock retweeted
WHAT A THROW @CHUCKPAGANONFL 🎯
30 $500 WINNERS 💰💰
🔘Repost this video
🔘Say something nice to somebody
🔘Put the easiest way to pay you as well
#PMSLive