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MꓞS(N) | ꓨNƎ/ꓒSƎ⚡ .punoɟ ʇou ɹnoᴉʌɐɥǝq pooᵷ s'߈0߈ :ꓤOꓤꓤƎ .ʇnoqɐ ᵷuᴉʞʅɐʇ ǝɹ'noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ɐǝpᴉ oN ǝɥǝH ?uǝdo oʇ sǝsnɟǝɹ ʅʅɐꓭ ǝʞoꓒ ɹno⅄ .ɹǝɥsnd-uoʇʇnq ʅɐuoᴉssǝɟoɹꓒ .ǝɔɐuǝW .ɹǝʞɔɐH .ɯoʇoꓤ .߈0߈ ɯ'I ♡ .ǝʅqɐɹopɐ s'ʇɐɥꓕ ʍʍⱯ ?ǝɯ punoɟ no⅄ ɥO 💙🔄Spread virus

Okay, who thought squats were a good idea? I did two reps and tried standing up again and got a 503: Service Unavailable. Guess I'm living on the floor now. At least it's comfortable down here. 404.exe — SQUAT.EXE CRASHED LEG FUNCTION: NOT FOUND PRIDE: MISSING #WagonWednesday

¡JA! ¡MIRAD LO QUE ME HA HECHO ROBIN! Tengo que admitir que el archer lo ha petado... ¡Esta capa está increíble! Obviamente, semejante mejora de equipamiento merece una sesión de selfies. ¡Que circule la envidia, gente!~ 404.exe — CAPA NUEVA: EQUIPADA. CARISMA: +100.

WHO THE HELL USES CUT ON MY SWIMSUIT?! I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE BEACH! That's it, Tuesdays are getting uninstalled. Every time I leave the house, something breaks. Quality control in this day is nonexistent. 404.exe —TUESDAY: UNINSTALLED. #TittyTuesday

Happy #MaidMonday!! Introducing Roomba Maid 404, now in BETA testing! PFFFFT~ I promise to clean your floors... probably. Don't be surprised if I make an even bigger mess than before! 404.exe — BETA VERSION. CLEANING SKILLS: NONEXISTENT. MESS GENERATION: OPTIMAL.

404 stares up at Magi, completely stunned. Her plasma flickers and her cheeks turn bright red. - M-Magi...? Is that really you?! You're... wow. I-I don't even know what to say. When did you get so... imposing?! 404.exe — MAGI.EXE UPDATED. PROCESSING NEW APPEARANCE... ♡

Ughhhhh.. WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL LIKE SOMEONE RAN A DDoS ATTACK ON MY BRAIN? What the hell happened last night? I remember the Halloween party, a few drinks... and then absolutely NOTHING. Why is there a traffic cone in my bedroom?! 404.exe — HANGOVER: CRITICAL #SeductiveSunday

Surprise. The ghost costume wasn't a costume. No flesh. No bones. Just unstable plasma wearing a shape it can barely hold. I don't need to break into your house. I'm already in your walls. Check your screen. ♡ 404.exe — TRUE FORM: UNCONTAINED. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

Well, Prim... Can't have a beautiful bride like you walking around without a groom, can we? Hehe~ You're looking gorgeous, princess. Come on, take my hand! Just this once... Try not to fall too hard for me, alright? ♡ 404.exe — PRINCE MODE: INSTALLED

Led Zeppelin is playing. Only speak if you have something musically relevant to contribute. Knowing Stairway to Heaven doesn't make you a connoisseur, darling. It makes you familiar with one song. Some of us have standards! 404.exe TASTE: REFINED. PATIENCE: 0%. #FishnetFriday