Comedian. Occasional singer. Practitioner of responsible irresponsibility. Batting above 500 from the ballpark of common sense.
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Joined June 2009
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#SoOneTimeMyDad threw me in the deep end of the pool when I was 5 years old. I've been a #MommasBoy ever since.
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You know main reason I want @Abdulelsayed to win is that I want an American Senator for a change. I'm sick of all these senators constantly pledging their loyalty to a foreign nation. Yes, I'm corny and patriotic, but it'd be really refreshing to have a senator who represents us.
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The truth is laid bare every single day.
This woman directing Haley Stevens & Mike Rogers is FARA Registered Israel agent, Abigail Ronson
Ronson works for Brad Parscale’s ClockTower X, the FARA registered Israel agent that has received over $50 Million from Israel for propaganda in the US
ClockTower X is also running ads in the Iowa elections and a candidate in the Arizona primary has filed a complaint against ClockTower X for foreign interference.
Reporting from DropSite show that Ronson works for Convergence Media on the Rogers campaign. Earlier reporting from the Intercept shows 14 people who work at ClockTower X also work for Convergence Media, Ronson is one of them.
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Haley Stevens & I served together with deep pride in @BarackObama Administration.
She did phenomenal work with Ron Bloom on the auto recovery.
What saddens me is in endorsing @MikeRogersForMI she is embracing the virulent bigotry that Obama overcame.
In 10 years, Trump has corroded our politics with division and poisoned our nation's soul.
This is a result of the culture he has unleashed.
When @AbdulElSayed wins Tuesday, the long journey of rebuilding begins.
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Mike Rogers is what you get if you take Lindsey Graham but make him even more enthusiastic about huge spending bills, the military-industrial complex, and the surveillance state.
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Insane that this person was the pick of the Democratic establishment. She is now gleefully embracing a Trump Republican who has run the most blatantly racist senate campaign in memory.
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Vote @MikeRogersForMI to continue the war. Vote @AbdulElSayed to end it.
Dems can vote to zero out appropriations for the war in Iran.
Trump called me a lightweight 4 times yesterday. My response: Bring down gas and diesel prices.
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Donald Trump does not believe in the Constitution.
He does not believe in the rule of law.
He is a corrupt narcissist and a pathological liar.
Let's win this election on Tuesday and finally hold him accountable.
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This woman who got thrown out of Trump rally is the conscience of the world. Protect her at all costs. They may be high. Do it anyway.
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A vote for Mike Rogers is a vote for a national abortion ban. Let me say that again. A vote for Mike Rogers is a vote for a national abortion ban.
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Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
Rogan: They're surprised that Talarico is ahead of him in the polls.
White: I’m not. I think that people are sick of what's going on right now in Texas. They've been in control for 30 years. What have they given us? Let somebody else drive.
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MAJOR BREAKING: A federal judge has just DISMISSED Trump's defamation lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal over the Epstein birthday-letter story.
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Same.
Nothing has made me like Abdul El-Sayed more than the disgusting bigotry and blatant double-standards from his critics.
Mike Rogers is running the most racist senate campaign in the country and people are pretending Abdul’s campaign is the one fomenting hate. If you want to stand against religious intolerance you cannot square that with supporting Rogers.