adrienne

s2g the 22yo security guards at the Chanel store were side eyeing my non-designer purse so hard

the number of people in the Bay Area who ask me if I do spoken word when I say I'm a poet...

I have a friend who looks exactly like Amanda Seyfried but no one would care if I made a movie where my friend plays Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes because it's a #man's #world.

dysthymic and buddhist

the mathematician Steven Strogatz described AI as an "alien intelligence"...?

first PSL of the season

you can really tell when the timpanist’s heart just isn’t in it

what I really want is whatever stack Emily Wilson is on

Mei-mei berssenbrugge loves artists; I love medievalists.

I guess Wilson's translation of 4.715-717 is best (the house was full of chairs but she could not bear to sit upright)

current side quest is listing my mom’s 90s Armani blazer for $300 on depop with the explanation that “it’s giving David Byrne Big Suit”

wait I think a Kylee Chalamet baby would be so cute…

the more poems I write, the clearer it becomes that the scene where Mulan looks at herself in the mirror and realizes stuff is one of the largest building blocks of my psyche

almost bought a pair of hollister capri-length sweatpants off whatnot when the seller said they were giving nicole richie at walmart. 2026 version of maggie smith telling SJP that jackie O had one just like it

as a true hater, I dislike both Nolan's Odyssey and Wilson's Odyssey as well as Wilson's complaints about Nolan's Odyssey

no atheists, no vegans

the copenhagenification of normies