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Ruby | "I hate Twitter" I say as I open Twitter to shitpost (no but seriously I hate it), also sometimes I make a̷n̷g̷s̷t̷ ̷a̷n̷d̷ ̷p̷o̷r̷n̷ fanfics.

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Joined March 2024
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hollanov reddit smau in which david hollander is devastated that his son is no longer dating the cool, nice russian guy and asks the internet for advice on how to get them back together🥸👀
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Mini-ish #hollanov smau where Shane is Ilya’s new very hot med student neighbor and so naturally Ilya makes him his new unofficial doctor while they both maybe (definitely) fall in love along the way
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in book canon alex and henry are NEWLYWEDS WHO JUST MOVED TO TEXAS DURING THE 2026 MIDTERMS. IMAGINE HOW LIT THEY ARE
Replying to @youtookmethere
Stray moving boxes linger in the corners of their house- their home, now. A honeymoon spent unpacking. Inevitable distractions in the shape of his freshly-minted husband. His husband, pulling out a crisp Stetson and putting it atop tawny hair. Taking everything else off. +
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#smau #hollanov Ilya and Shane share an apartment in the city where they go to college. Shane is a programmer, completely unfamiliar with the intricacies of his roommate’s art degree. Ilya, an art student, takes full advantage of this to find excuses to spend more time with him, even though they barely ever talked before. 1/7
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Move over cosmic horror it’s time for cosmic whimsy
NASA captured the Sun smiling at Earth on October 26, 2022
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alright so
the most unrealistic part of red white and royal blue was texas turning blue
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lo de texas solo se ha visto una vez y era en una peli de homosexuales
BREAKING: Democrats are now favored in all 7 key Senate races 🟦 Iowa: DEM 52% 🟦 Kansas: DEM 63% 🟦 Ohio: DEM 71% 🟦 Alaska: DEM 72% 🟦 Maine: DEM 73% 🟦 Texas: DEM 76% 🟦 Michigan: DEM 78%
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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LMAOOOOOOO
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If Texas turns blue I’m going to cum
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不要被命运找到。 #hansry #commissionㅤ
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홀라노브
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#hollanov psychological warfare (Shane accidentally reads Ilya’s thoughts)
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gcu kinktober day 29: breathplay 🥵 ft: situationship era, under-negotiated kink, & mean dom ilya ❤️‍🔥 #kinktober #hollanov
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🥹😭
aiiigoooooo
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oh, i think i know how your bop likes to be beeped. after all these years, hmmm?
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"id love it if you could squeeze me in! I know you have a busy schedule. thank you for making it possible" - Ilya, probably
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冰淇淋球
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🧵 the first time it happens, ilya thinks it's some sick late-april-fools joke. marly picks up the bouquet and laughs, showing it around the locker room. "you got a secret admirer or what, rozy?" he allows himself to take one good look at the pristine white lilies.
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