@ryan_offline

music educator • sports complainer • casual photographer • politics engager • MSD/Parkland Alum • 26

 orlando | boston
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Joined September 2015
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my son .02 seconds after he annoys me
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what i would give to see this moment again for the first time
Doctor Doom
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the day the MLB woke me up
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hope his family sues six flags into oblivion. it takes an unbelievable amount of incompetence for something like this to happen
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_19h
Hassan Kariem, 42, died after falling from a Six Flags Over Georgia roller coaster. A family friend who described him as a “fighter” says he survived cancer and a battle with COVID. He and his daughter survived a car fire just weeks ago, she said. wsbtv.com/news/local/cobb-co…

Six Flags death: Man survived car fire weeks before roller coaster death

He was also a cancer and COVID-19 survivor.

wsbtv.com
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man i love liam hicks
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Ryan retweeted
MLB
@MLB13h
Freddy Peralta and @RaysBaseball even up the series 😤 The ALCS heads to Cleveland tied 1-1! #NoTimeLikeOctober
Final score: Cleveland Guardians 1, Tampa Bay Rays 3 ALCS 2026 Series tied 1-1 Pictured: Freddy Peralta is amped up after an inning-ending strikeout on Tuesday at Tropicana Field

ALT Final score: Cleveland Guardians 1, Tampa Bay Rays 3 ALCS 2026 Series tied 1-1 Pictured: Freddy Peralta is amped up after an inning-ending strikeout on Tuesday at Tropicana Field

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This has the same vibe as guys who make hating their wife a recurring bit. It's both lazy and unfunny it's just misogynistic. Compare that to Rosalía who actually put work into her performance, absolutely killed it and didn’t get anywhere near the attention this guy got
Emilio@TheFilmMaestroOct 11
I dont know what turns my stomach more, the fact that Shane Gillis was on Saturday Night Live tonight and said women at the gym “dress like whores” or that there was people in that audience who found his disgusting bit of so-called humor funny. #SNL
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Said without a hint of self awareness.
Acyn
@AcynOct 13
Riley Gaines: Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…
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Ryan retweeted
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Junior Caminero hit the Mutombo ☝️
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>watched his white sox lose the alds >gets diagnosed with lung cancer who put a curse on the pope 😕
Pop Base
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Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, the Vatican confirms.
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Ryan retweeted
MLB
@MLB15h
The Devil Rays uniforms meet the #Postseason 😮‍💨
Junior Caminero celebrates on second base while wearing a white Devil Rays uniform and a navy helmet.

ALT Junior Caminero celebrates on second base while wearing a white Devil Rays uniform and a navy helmet.

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devil magic come through 🙏
FOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX16h
Tampa Bay is wearing Devil Ray uniforms at home tonight 🔥
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what dudes expect women to wear to the gym
H*A*M@heyyallitsHamOct 12
This is the kind of gymwear Shane Gillis was talking about in his monologue. If women do not understand what this accentuates, they should not be allowed out of the house unattended.
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lord please take his suffering and give it to trump and netanyahu and putin and ken paxton and greg abbott and david ellison
Pop Crave
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Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer after his surgery, the Vatican announced.
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first day of feeling like an actual person again!
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Assistant Secretary Riley Barnes
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Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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yall cannot be serious
Rashad Vaughn Stan - 🍻🧀🦌@rashadburnerOct 12
joe davis with the most depressing call of all time
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Tampa Bay Rays
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brayan rocchio would swing at a ball 8 feet above the zone
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if caminero’s injured i’m ending it all
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