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I'm Ryan! That's about it.

Joined June 2014
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I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.
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OH NO THE MOST EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED FROM A DEVELOPER THAT IS KNOWN TO ONLY MAKE INCREDIBLE PRODUCTS PUSHING THE LIMITS OF TECHNOLOGY WITH UNPRECEDENTED ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT I WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PLAY FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS COSTS 20 DOLLARS MORE
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Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated
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So we could have just not gone to war with Iran at all, and we would have saved $400 billion. The economy would have been great. Low inflation. Low gas prices. And Iran still wouldn’t have had nukes. This administration is complete trash.
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Ironic that Trump chose Versailles to surrender
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Grandma, I'm gonna be 2 hours and 35 minutes late to brunch today. Sorry, something came up.....
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I will not be watching bad bunny halftime show I will not be watching kid rock halftime show I will most likely be sitting on the toilet getting ready for the second half
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Oh hey the guy who was best friends with a pedo has something to say.
Over the course of a lifetime, we face only a few moments where the decisions we make and the actions we take will shape our history for years to come.  This is one of them.
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Huw Edwards got six months suspended for having the most depraved category A images of child sexual exploitation. @Joey7Barton gets a much sterner sentence for words. Think about that for a moment. Britain has fallen. Our forebears gave their lives for this. Shame on us.
BREAKING: Former Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton has been given a six-month suspended sentence, after being found guilty of malicious communication over posts he made on X towards Eni Aluko, Jeremy Vine and Lucy Ward 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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I've never seen an American President crash out this badly and I'm pretty sure Joe Biden shit his pants in front of the Pope
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The real divide isn’t between people who support Israel and people who support Iran or the Palestinians. The real divide is between those who casually encourage violence, and those who seek to prevent it — between warmongers and peacemakers. Who are the warmongers? They would include anyone who’s calling Donald Trump today to demand air strikes and other direct US military involvement in a war with Iran. On that list: Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Rupert Murdoch, Ike Perlmutter and Miriam Adelson. At some point they will all have to answer for this, but you should know their names now.
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The US GOVERNMENT runs like a Bethesda game
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Sometimes I go off
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Modern man is in a terrible predicament. He is helplessly enamored with the beauty of what the old world built, yet despises the beliefs that inspired them to build it.
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The absolute State of the Union.
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Damn Zelensky even meeting with the Ministry of Magic
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