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I can tell how long someone has been watching hockey with incredible accuracy entirely based on what adjectives they use to describe Alex Ovechkin
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“can oomfs dm you” oomfs could get on top of me and ride me until i nut in them
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By the way, Cole Hutson has points in five of his last six games and leads all rookie defensemen in scoring this season.
nhl fans are like “ovechkin is retiring so he can go on the front lines in ukraine for russia”
&
“don’t you DARE speak about my olympic winning goalie who accepted an award from a war criminal and then lied to make his fanbase look bad, please step off his diaper right now!!”
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Cole Hutson is fifth in rookie scoring and only 2 points behind the leader with 4 less games played
He’s also the only defenseman in the top 10
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Hope Cousins is alright, but this is truly one of the most perfect hockey hits you'll ever see
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Carey Price received an almost FOUR-MINUTE standing ovation at the Bell Centre 👏
The Habs added him to their Ring of Honour one night after his Hockey Hall of Fame induction ❤️
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The Thrashers would like to have games scheduled this season. However, in our estimation, playing games would potentially give us a reduction in our expected win probability.
all this "women going to hockey games looking hot as hell" discourse is doing is bringing pictures of women going to hockey games looking hot as hell onto my timeline. Follow me if you're a woman who goes to hockey games looking hot as hell!
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if your in-house prediction model has you losing to the 2026-2027 winnipeg manitoba jets you probably have much bigger problems
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The Washington Capitals management forcing visiting opponents to do a private White House tour against their will
































