Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

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S · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:31 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 26

Can’t lie bias aside, nobody deserved it this year

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S · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:45 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 26

Why did Sadiq Khan get an invite

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S · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:21 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 26

Idk what bs they’re doing at the ballon d’or but he’s slyly cookin

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S · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 25

Shutup

Soloball🇵🇹

@OginiSolomonOct 25

Notice how Manchester United are no longer rushing their possession. The football already looks better without Bruno Fernandes starting. We’re beating Bournemouth, and Bruno might be staying on that bench for a LONG time.

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S · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:19 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 25

How can you as a fan defend Dalot? He is fucking abysmal

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S · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:36 AM UTC

S@salimeastOct 25

Felt like it was 1am for 3 hours

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S · Oct 24, 2026 · 6:28 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 24

That pussyo A9 always goes missing when Chelsea loses

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The Mirror · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

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The Mirror

@DailyMirrorOct 22

World-leading cardiac surgeon Asif Hasan was surrounded by the children who received the gift of life thanks to his unerring skills at the emotional climax of another memorable Pride of Britain ceremony. 🥹 Now 70 years old, Mr Hasan has just retired after 35 years of service at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne, but just after receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, he had an extra special surprise: a cast of patients who would not be alive without him. ❤️

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S · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:36 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

roro 🍉@shadesofroOct 22

This is the FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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S · Oct 21, 2026 · 10:14 PM UTC

S@salimeastOct 21

Omg

Mary@marymadridista_Oct 21

Diomande, are you MAD???? 😮‍💨

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S · Oct 21, 2026 · 6:21 AM UTC

S@salimeastOct 21

Brave by Andy burnham, they gunna slaughter him for this

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S · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:25 AM UTC

S@salimeastOct 18

Doesn’t make it any less impressive imo

Marcin Tyc

@MarcinTycOct 17

To nie rewolucja, to powietrze.

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Dr Iain Darcy 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇸 · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:11 PM UTC

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Dr Iain Darcy 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇸@DocIainDarcyOct 16

Now is a good time to announce this than ever. I have taken over the leasehold of 32 Fulham Palace Rd, London W6 9PH & I expect Harman & his wife to have vacated the premises by 9am Friday 23rd October. I will be cleaning it throughly and opening a traditional Halal Italian Cafe.

Harman Singh Kapoor

@kingkapoor72Oct 16

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE – SINGH’S DINING 🚨 First, our website was targeted by a cyberattack, and now someone has taken control of our Google Business Profile, shut down our Singh’s Dining profile and old Rangrez profile reopen Despite repeated attempts, Google is failing to provide the assistance we need. We have requested that the @metpoliceuk to investigate these incidents as potential cybercrime and targeted harassment, which we believe are intended to damage and destroy our business and reputation. ❤️ SINGH’S DINING IS STILL OPEN AND OPERATING AS USUAL! For our correct address, opening hours, bookings and menu, please visit: 🌐 singhsdining.com 🙏 Please share this message and continue supporting us during this difficult time. Thank you to all our loyal customers for standing by us.