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sam

@samezrael

got the keys to your civic and we got time

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Joined June 2014
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THERE'S A VID ON YOUTUBE OF THE OWNER PUTTING THE CASINO BUTTER DIRECTLY ON THE STONE
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and i've always said that
bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) profile picturebald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 3
it's like a zip sauce
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the quotes kkgkgngn ntm on kisay batchmate!
chris (@archritype) profile picturechris
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philippine showbiz used to UNSERIOUS asf😭
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her and rey john lanquino tutor....academia icons
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@jaeyunwonNov 3
nahanap ko pa tong lost media na to HDHAKAHSKAHSKSHSHSHDHS
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the yellow sauce that you see on the side is our rock sauce it's like a zip sauce .
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"kamukha nya si susan enriquez" HELPPBJKDNFNFNDKDOP
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damn girl we see em
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lady gaga
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Hi @TroyeSivan, I went as #you for #Halloween. I want to #RuPaulogize for not serving #TroyeSivanRealness. PS I’m a huge fan!
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dance cover version lmao
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Santa Tell Me Heatstroke Bitch Im Madonna Bring your Love Last Christmas Good Luck Babe
Bobbyman (@bobby_man_) profile pictureBobbyman@bobby_man_Oct 28
Thought of a connections game, the rule is that two consecutive songs must have one singer in common Minimum number of songs wins Go from… Santa Tell Me (Ariana Grande) to Good Luck, Babe! (Chappell)
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oops ms maga was not on heatstroke just replace bitch i'm madonna with any hard candy track lmao
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rebecca black:
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@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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me n my pure heart
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oh julie godbeer
mark | audacity (@gowonmart) profile picturemark | audacity@gowonmartOct 22
pause this shit is so good what
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andaming nangyayari
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pero deserve yung rubadge infair
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big big feelings
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2026 update ❗️
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2024 update
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visionquest
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