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samfro

@samfro25

I have very strong opinions on prescription drugs, SNL, & Taylor Swift | she/her | 🩷🤍🧡

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A very specific type of man will match with you on Hinge if you mention you dressed as George St. Geegland for Halloween. And unfortunately it’s a Gil Fazion type and not a @nickkroll or @mulaney types.
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rhi@loonaevesNov 6
finally. an american girl doll capable of killing
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@SeeingMountNov 6
First look at the American Girl Hunger Games Collector Katniss Everdeen Doll Price: $225
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I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
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The millennial reign of terror starts now.
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You don’t fuck with my state and get away with it💙💙💙 this one was for Renee and Alex💙
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Feeling the urge to binge watch broad city again
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Somehow… libbing out feels good in a place like this
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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*narrator, 6 months later* ‘He did in fact win by exactly 7 points.’
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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I haven't seen that much blue pop up on my screen since LA night 6.
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america:
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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The most delusional straight man or lesbian you know: This is my moment
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 30
Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.
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I think I found @mulaney’s burner account
NOSFERATU?! (@entitttty) profile pictureNOSFERATU?!@entittttyOct 29
my autistic lawyer dad has been a lawyer for like 30yrs and he just admitted he didnt realize lawyers lied hes like but thats literally not allowed.
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emma@fetalgeniussOct 24
Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 24
In honor of her career turning 20, what is your favorite Taylor Swift song?
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Mulaneys most recent two shows having Chappell Roan and Phoebe Bridgers as musical guests Lorne knows that Mulaney has a weirdly strong pull on queer women
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c ☆@tintafeyOct 21
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8 years sober today
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I repeat TAYLOR ON CONAN OBRIEN NEEDS A FRIEND WHEN
Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) profile pictureConan O'Brien
@ConanOBrienOct 18
If you’re ever feeling down, just introduce @taylorswift13 at a major Hollywood gala and you’ll be happy for six weeks.
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