@samir

I tour wild homes. EP (and creator) of @zillowgonewild on HGTV and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

 New York City
instagram.com/samir
Joined February 2010
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I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million youtube.com/watch?v=VSN2Puj5…

INSIDE CHATEAU DA KAMINSKIY: AMERICA'S LARGEST ABANDONED MANSION

I toured the largest abandoned mansion in America, now known as the...

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If I text you this it means call an ambulance because I ate a bucket of golf balls
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If I text you this it means call an ambulance bc I accidentally ate 8 billiard balls
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Last week we found a new cat and now a new penguin? Are we still finding new things we low key suck at earth
Oceana
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BREAKING: A new penguin species has been identified for the first time in over 100 years! 🐧 Genetic research revealed that gentoo penguins are actually 4 distinct species, including a newly described species found on the remote Kerguelen Islands. bit.ly/4ACbG1h

Scientists Identify New Penguin Species for the First Time in More Than 100 Years

A new species of penguin has been discovered for the first time in 100 years, according to a study. Researchers found evidence that the gentoo penguin actually consists of four different species, and...

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Another tweet with errors I’m so dumb
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Samir’s Mansion Must Haves Volume 1: Automatic Curtains
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If I send this to u it means u r putting too much pressure on me
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i just got a push notification stating buzz balls has ended their pop tarts partnership
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If I send this to you it means I just heard about a new bar in Massachusetts and I want you to come with me to check it out
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This is the future dippin dots promised us
Sam Altman
@sama
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If I send this to you it means I’m watching The Office
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If I text you this it means u need to get help
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If I send this to u it means I have no idea wtf u r talking about
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The siren smell of Cinnabon in the mall should be illegal
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I just saw this in the theater yesterday
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'Coyote vs. Acme' comes to streaming - Where to watch the new movie at home trib.al/9Q0vim6
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
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12 points for me, what about you?
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me: oh someone dmd me :) the someone:
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you hear one song about cleveland and the whole day you are thinking about visiting cleveland
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My sleep tracker said waking up 1 min before my alarm today just ruined my life
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editing a video
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