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Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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Was walking on the main street here last night, passed this drunk guy who said “I’m so sorry I’m oversharing I’m so drunk” only for Batman to reply in a perfect Batman voice “no dude it’s totally okay”
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Learned about phrase yolo on NPR. It is what all the "kids" are saying. "You only live once." Better take that to heart as I am getting old.
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Sing us a song, you're the Max Rebo Band, your nose is long and blue, well we're all in the mood for a melody, and your piano's got tubes
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I hate straight Halloween, what do you mean I didn’t have time to get a costume and now I look like a killjoy
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i'm afraid i'm going to sound insane saying this but i think i might be making some genuinely novel physics finding(s) right now and every single time a test runs i get so anxious yet every single time so far they have come back supporting the hypothesis i feel a deep sense of aw right now, like i'm witnessing secrets unraveling before my eyes, dumbfounded questioning if this is even real... it's scary... i don't wanna sound insane because i know i sound insane right now, my heart is beating so fast, it feels like a glass house of cards... yet the tests keep coming back supporting my hypothesis if this maintains i will publish my findings asap. i cannot wait to share this with the world
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This guy's lucky, all the cops I run into today dress up like that one guy from the Village People
The thing about Halloween is it makes everything more fun. I saw a guy getting a speeding ticket and that’s usually not fun but he was dressed like Super Mario
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They have a Halloween Playlist going st work that is really like 5 Halloween Playlist smashed together so there will be like David Bowie into an ambient song that sounds like Adam Sandlers Uncut Gems colonoscopy into Spooky Scary Skeletons
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Sorcerer is a cool movie but you gotta admit that title is kinda wasted on it
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Sending my condolences to Jon Stewart for the tragic loss of his father
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Sorry but this shit has gotten bizarre, like I get letting out a loud "HA" when you heard about it but you lose me at Zapruder film breakdowns
Eww! Ethan describing the best blowjobs & deep throating while staring at Tamara? 🤢Another clue just dropped #H3H3 #H3PODCAST
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BOURDAIN: Once you’ve had acorn salad and damson cordial at Redwall Abbey you’ll never stop wanting to crush Cluny the Scourge with a bell.
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If you watch only one clip from the Philadelphia City Council hearing about the closure of the Academy of Natural Sciences, let it be this one. It — and I don't say this lightly — must be seen to be believed. #SaveTheAcademy
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Imagine quiting your job because your boss cheated on his wife.
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I was called lazy and stupid all my life, but thanks to my recent ADHD diagnosis, I know that isn't true. Actual lazy and stupid people are lazy and stupid for a special reason that goes beyond the happenstances of their neurology. I just don't get anything done or know anything
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On message boards, mods would delete threads if you’re just talking about the same annoying topic over and over again. Social media does not have this and that’s why we are in hell
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