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Joined April 2020
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Hi!!!!! I have some crypto right now but I think I’d better be safe than sorry, I’m about 80%-ish through my second (and last) vial right now! If y’all kind folks would be so kind as to help me, I’d appreciate it!
yo gimme crypto btc: bc1qkacrnhxrfwy8n49uxjqsgxlhlswwlhugvp2c5w xmr: 8C4QjU7iQHjDvbeaCA3oJ3f4KXMp7LX1vBH9qSx3HthCg3weDXMcQyzEaWwLke3PJFVB3JA9VnjPEJFgheaF6qZk35MJPYW ltc: ltc1qfuat9znp726ktq0c06faacnea2znygnmyx5tz4
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My suggestion to get back up faster is for AO3 to delete all m/m and m/f fics
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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Meanwhile r/TheRussell:
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No ao3 for a month ???
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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WHAYBTHE FUCJ DHRSHHGEUEJEHEH
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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this is what I think will happen if anyone cares (no one does)
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being anti diy is transmedicalism actually
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This is exactly how I feel right now
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Replying to @lesbotroon
That t4terf degradation sex has to be cosmical
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What the fuck do you mean Donald Tusk is posting phonk edits of himself
Xin chào các bạn Việt Nam! 🇻🇳🇵🇱
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I’m trans and on a walk right now Josh Turek is fuming
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The NYC Gay Men’s Chorus Voting song has extended the viability of bourgeois democracy by at least a century.
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các bạn nên đọc 👇👇👇
Thuốc lá có thêm mùi nước mèo bạn gái, rít 1 hơi tê người, horny hết cả 🐶 #puppy #wlw #les #t
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Very excited we can announce this: NBC will be live for **13 hours** on Election Night/overnight, starting at 5pm. And....concurrent with this...I am going to be doing the livestream!! That will go up at 5:30 and I'll stay on all night with results, results, results. This is only happening because so many of you tuned in and helped us spread the word this primary season. Can't thank you all enough for that. I really hope you'll join us for what is going to be an epic, all-night experience - and again help us spread the word far and wide! Can't wait for 11/3!
.@NBCNews Presents “Decision ’26”: The Network’s Most Extensive Midterms Coverage Ever, with Record 13 Hours of Live Broadcast Programming and 24/7 Updates and Analysis Across Digital Coverage begins Tuesday, Nov. 3 at 5 p.m. ET and continues until Wednesday, Nov. 4 at 6 a.m. ET. At 6:30 p.m. ET, @SavannahGuthrie, @LlamasNBC, @kwelkernbc, @HallieJackson and @SteveKornacki will lead primetime network coverage. nbcuniversalnewsgroup.com/nb…
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yall better be up for all 13 hours watching the kornacki cam
Very excited we can announce this: NBC will be live for **13 hours** on Election Night/overnight, starting at 5pm. And....concurrent with this...I am going to be doing the livestream!! That will go up at 5:30 and I'll stay on all night with results, results, results. This is only happening because so many of you tuned in and helped us spread the word this primary season. Can't thank you all enough for that. I really hope you'll join us for what is going to be an epic, all-night experience - and again help us spread the word far and wide! Can't wait for 11/3!
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NYT/Siena poll | 10/12-10/19 LV Generic congressional ballot 2026 🟦Democratic 52% (+1) 🟥Republican 41% (-2) —— President Trump approval ❌Disapprove 59% (no change) ✅Approve 36% (-2) (Change from | 9/8-9/13 LV) nytimes.com/2026/10/21/upsho…
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i don't think lesbians are obligated to be okay with penises 👍
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gen z is trying to cancel maya...
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YES I AM HOMOPHOBIC, YES I DONT LIKE ACHILLIANS, YES I ONLY CARE ABOUT SAPPHICS, I ONLY CARE ABOUT US AND THATS IT YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING ITS ALWAYS “MEN MEN MEN” YES I DONT GIVE A FUCK, SUCK MY DICK!! IS THAT WHAT YALL WANNA HEAR? I DONTTTT CAREEEE #FUCKTHOSEFAGS
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