woody 🧊

why would i tell you I LOVE U just because i want sex 🤷🏽‍♂️

i never imagined i would look at the epl table to see united at no 18 after game week 10 🙆🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️. omo 2026 ehn!

shey none of united’s old player is doing well at coaching this season?

there are some problems you tell people and they just act nonchalant about it, and still make jokes with it. crazy!

so i go look table on monday to see united at number 19 omo!

at this point, this team dey rage bait me aje!

refree never even blow, them don score us 🤦🏽‍♂️

people are complaining about the light issues and all you have to say is “install solar” would it sustain you for long? the moment you over use these batteries with your appliances and all it weakens the battery strength and by that time you’ll come out to complain about the “main issue”. some people deserve temporary happiness in this life fr!

so if i want to ask or get to know about the developments that has happened in nigeria for the past 3years, i will have to ask an Ai that is assigned to one entity 🤦🏽‍♂️

my goat yesterday, today and forever 🐐 #CristianoRonaldo #CR7

do they still print 50naira, 10naira and 5naira notes

na #6 be sms charges now? nawa o

Empire just pack beautiful manager give asake and bnxn. which other artist dey empire, i wan go dey look their managers

at least person go fit watch champions highlights at the end of game week 4

now we don’t have Baleba till God knows when why? we just pack injury players full for team

May God answer your prayers

wey that guy wey carry man u straight win, omo God really love you o 😅

@ManUtd you can imagine?!

i wish i can be in that dressing room at half time, watin una dey always talk about sef

no try wear that jersey for your pikin o!