samthebigham (@samthebigham) profile picture
Joined February 2019
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I feel like I’m morally and intellectually superior to people who find this stuff funny
You guys will never guess who’s on the saxophone..
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"why am i so depressed" i ask myself as i repeat the same bleak day over and over and over again with no efforts to change it
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gets high just to enhance my laying down and daydreaming experience
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You can't comeback from being a rapist. Fuck off.
"Deshaun Watson right now is the Comeback Player of the Year." @stephenasmith has this to say about Deshaun Watson 👀
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Men will call Daniel Jones a Top 5 QB, then say women can't run an NFL team
I want to be supportive of women in sports, but Carlie Irsay-Gordon is a prime example of why certain jobs need to be left to men. - Traded the farm for Sauce Gardner because of his name - Gave Daniel Jones an extension - Traded away your two cornerstone trench pieces - Holding Jonathan Taylor hostage now
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The trade for Sauce Gardner and Daniel Jones’ extension were executed by then-GM Chris Ballard, not Carlie Irsay-Gordon, before Ballard was fired in October 2026. Jonathan Taylor signed an extension in August 2026 after expressing his desire to stay. cbssports.com/nfl/news/why-c… apnews.com/article/indian…
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This circle never ends
HIS SHIT IS TINY LMAOOOOOOOOO
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Construct money spread. I am Hal Jordan #ComicCon
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Weed can make a boring evening feel like a beautiful experience. The problem is when ordinary life starts feeling unbearable without it.
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ur mom in johto
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im the president of the “i suck at keeping the conversation going but i really like talking to you” club
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They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35
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How is it called a pair of jeans when it’s just one jean
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Batman attacking a child's father directly in front of them in an dark alley is the most anti-batman shit i've ever seen.
Back when DC had the balls to put Batman in a villain origin movies 💀🔥
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using a pen to emulate gen x soft club aesthetic is peak
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You should get life in prison for disrespecting the 2015 Royals
Dodgers going back to back and winning 3 in 6 will be talked about in 100 years. Random fluke milwaukee ring will fade into irrelevancy just like the 2015 Royals.
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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