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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined September 2025
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I need some big ass titties in my face rn
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Movie theaters didnโ€™t get replaced by streaming platforms. Movie theaters got ruined by the fact that a large popcorn and two bottles of water cost more than the actual cinema ticket.
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โ€œBe a good boy for mommyโ€ With your small breasts?๐Ÿ˜‚
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We know this game...
I hate men who hate on women for no reason. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Why is this guy mad that I sent my girl R1,000 for lunch? Bro, that's my girl. I love her and want to spoil her. Why are you angry about how I spend money on my woman?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿšฎ
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tengo antojo de unas tetas en mi cara
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i love boobs
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i may not be able to fit your whole titty in my mouth but iโ€™ll sure as fuck try
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iโ€™m so excited for nonstop nutting november
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Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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shoutout to chubby women
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that woman with big brown areolas would heal me
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You tell a bitch you hungry she be like โ€œcome eat this pussyโ€ Bitch I want a breakfast sandwich
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breasts that barely fit the bra >>>> ๐Ÿฅน
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What is bro even talking about ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
mfs that use this โ€œ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€ emoji just want boobs in their mouth.
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sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big
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I dont believe in ppl who claim to be bad at texting tbh
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This is 2026 you canโ€™t keep hiding your love for big girls, itโ€™s okay to like Fat girls. Itโ€™s completely okay.
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iโ€™m not having enough sex for my age
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grateful to have experienced the Trace Urban, Channel O and MTV Base era
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