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I'm the biggest Saori simp alive. Also the biggest Eri simp alive. Horniness incarnate, occasional artist, and massive Pokemon and YuGiOh nerd.

Joined March 2021
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Never kill yourself If not for your students, then do it for me ๐Ÿ’™
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๐Ÿ’– WITCH WIFE ARCHIVE ๐Ÿ’– retweeted
I ALMLST FORGOT YOUR DAILY SAORI LOVE ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– MERRY MONDAY CLASSES BORE ME BUT ALSO THEY ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ FOR LIKE NO REASON SAORI SAVE M- *gets plapped*
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Happy Sunday everyone! Man, why is every good website downโ€ฆ Hope youโ€™re having a good weekend! Monday is coming up, but I know you got this!
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Happy Saturday everyone! My sleep schedule is kinda fucked up now, but in like the other way. Now Iโ€™m sleeping too early and waking up at like 3bin the morningโ€ฆwhoops. The Princess of Trinity seems to want to catch up with Saori! Wonder what theyโ€™re talking aboutโ€ฆ
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Happy Friday everyone! Saori has some whimsical news to share! And then has plans with Squad! Listen closely! Enjoy your plushie asmr ig
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Happy Thursday everyone! Bad Saori! No chips! Bad for you! โ€ฆfine, you can have em, youโ€™re just too cuteโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. Make sure to have a whimsical day!
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Hi everyone! Happy Wednesday! Man, feels weird doing this again, itโ€™s been too long. Please forgive me for taking so long to returnโ€ฆ Saori and Mika are being precious cinnamon bunsโ€ฆ
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Happy Tuesday everyone! Weโ€™re finally getting back to daily posts, I got coaxed out of my slumber byโ€ฆsome people. Halloween fun with Saori! It was cool going out in my cape again after so long lol
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Late good morning, thank you for 10,000 followers! It's been a great journey so far and wouldn't be here without you!
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Day 268 of waiting for Eri alt
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๐Ÿ’– WITCH WIFE ARCHIVE ๐Ÿ’– retweeted
ไปŠๆ—ฅใฏ #ไธ–็•Œๅ ใ„ใฎๆ—ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฎ #ใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ขใ‚ซ ใงๅ–ใ‚ŠไธŠใ’ใ‚‹ในใ็”Ÿๅพ’ใŒใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ‚ˆใญโ€ฆ ใˆใฃใจใ€ใ‚ใฎโ€ฆ ใงใฃใ‹ใ„ๅธฝๅญใŒใƒˆใƒฌใƒผใƒ‰ใƒžใƒผใ‚ฏใงใ€ ใ‚ชใ‚ซใƒซใƒˆ็ ”็ฉถไผšใฎไผš้•ทใงใ€ ใ‚ฟใƒญใƒƒใƒˆๅ ใ„ใŒๅพ—ๆ„ใชโ€ฆ ใ‚ใฃใ€ใ‚จใƒชใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใ ใ€‚ ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฏใ€Œใ“ใกใ‚‰ๅดใ€ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ โ–ผใซใ‚…ใตใตใช้‹ๅ‘ฝใฎๅ‡บไผšใ„ใ‚’ใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ขใ‚ซใง๏ผ play.google.com/store/apps/dโ€ฆ
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Hello all! I have problems with disappearing for a while But Saori is still here dw And itโ€™s her birthday today! Everyone say โ€œHappy Birthday Saori!โ€ Daily Saori posts will be returningโ€ฆwhenever I return to a functioning form But no matter what, Iโ€™ll still love her all the same.
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Today one year ago, Eri was announced and this account was created, as she captured my attention in an instant, love at first sight. I pondered for some hours after seeing her reveal post if I should do this, and I haven't ever regretted this decision. I was inspired by Eri and Mutsuki Daily to run this account and it's been a blast and made plenty new friends and oomfs. I also never imagined I would gain such a big follower count for Eri posting, I was at most expecting to be a small 1-2k followers account, and I am nearing 10k now, so I wanna thank everyone who supports my posts, and especially the first week followers who have stuck around this whole time (I see you in my notifs๐Ÿ‘๏ธ) Happy Eriversary!
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Joumae saori
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Aparently i forgot and accidentally perma deleted my main LMFAOOO REPOST FOR OOMFS MY ASS DIED CUZ MY ASS FORGOT LLEELLLL
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PAM PAKA PAM! Aris, the hero, the strongest!!! My fes pulls went decent, one could sayโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ’Žใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ขใ‚ซใƒ—ใƒฌใ‚ผใƒณใƒˆใ‚ญใƒฃใƒณใƒšใƒผใƒณ๐Ÿ’Ž ๆ——่ฆ‹ใ‚จใƒชใ‚ซๅฝน #ไธญ้‡Žใ•ใ„ใพ ใ•ใ‚“ใฎใ‚ตใ‚คใƒณๅ…ฅใ‚Š่‰ฒ็ด™ใ‚’ๆŠฝ้ธใง1ๅๆง˜ใซใƒ—ใƒฌใ‚ผใƒณใƒˆ๏ผ ๐Ÿ”นๅฟœๅ‹Ÿๆ–นๆณ• @Blue_ArchiveJP ใ‚’ใƒ•ใ‚ฉใƒญใƒผ๏ผ ใ“ใฎใƒ„ใ‚คใƒผใƒˆใ‚’RT๐Ÿ”ใงๅฟœๅ‹Ÿ๏ผ ๐Ÿ”น็ท ใ‚ๅˆ‡ใ‚Š 5ๆœˆ24ๆ—ฅ(ๆ—ฅ)23:59ใพใง #ใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ขใ‚ซ
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่ฟ™ๆฌก็š„ๆ–ฐๅก ๆถ้ญ”ๅ’Œๆถ้ญ” ไธๅฐๅฟƒ็‚นไบ†ๅˆ ้™ค๏ผŒ้‡ๅ‘ไธ€ๆฌก
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Lewd Toki fic ''Personal Bunny'' is up~ Enjoy~ archiveofourown.org/works/84โ€ฆ Pic Source: pixiv.net/en/artworks/138245โ€ฆ
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Today my Elaina plushie finally arrived after half a year, so I have an announcement to make.. Never kill yourself ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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I see many Saori fans on Twitter now, but remember Who else has thrown a birthday party for her? Who else has taken her sightseeing? Who else runs @DailySaori? Who is the biggest Saori lover of all time? Thatโ€™s right, ME! I AM *THE* SAORI LOVER SHEโ€™S MY WIFE STOP LARPING!!!
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