
Launch Strategist @shownmedia | Prev. MrBeast
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I’d liked to see AI take this away from me
Baked my first ever sourdough loaf!
This is literally a 24hr long process
But damn is it worth it
Guys the old hag married to the guy I gave up my first class seat for is now in my DMs…
She’s talking to me about venture funding and wants to launch something? I think?
200 likes and I’ll leak the DMs
This kid is delusional
We're f*cked.
Flying cars are a HORRIBLE idea...
Today, you can barely trust a normal person to drive a grounded car (6M car accidents annually btw)
Now imagine terrorists and drunk drivers getting their hands on this. ISIS would whip the cars off sky-roads and recreate 9/11.
Even worse, imagine having to refuel this. Gas prices are already nuclear.
Look at how much smoke is being used for this car to fly for 2 seconds. It's not efficient whatsoever.
Good on Elon for making our childhood dreams come true. But we're still f*cked.
We got a flying car before GTA 6.
This car just kick flipped over five cars
@tesla check mated all of us
0-60 sub 1 second btw…
The future is now.
Bossman @mattepstein messaged me after work hours, I’m not home.
Needed me to clip some stuff from on of our launches for something urgent.
Fine!
>I open Claude Code mobile
>give Socrates, my video editing agent, the task (he’s a seal btw)
>Socrates opens Premiere on my Mac mini
>pulls from my local video mount
>edits to the time stamps I sent
>uploaded to online folder for boss
All in 2 minutes:)
Say hi to Socrates isn’t he cute?
Tesla didn’t “rewrite” aerodynamics
Meet the McMurtry Spéirling
Key specs:
>fully electric
>0-60 in 1.55 seconds
>4,400lbs of downforce at 0mph
(It can literally drive upside down)
>max 3Gs through corners
Tesla isn’t paving the way here, this has been done and made before, they just have better marketing budget.
Doing the napkin math on a sub-one-second 0 to 60 mph run explains the biggest engineering debate swirling around tonight’s demo.
Hitting 60 mph in under a second takes more than 2.75 Gs of acceleration, while the stickiest street-legal tires on dry pavement max out around 1.5 Gs of friction. Past that limit, adding more motor torque just turns rubber into smoke.
That is why everyone is arguing over the teaser image right now. When people flipped the teaser photo 180 degrees upside down, they realized the four plumes match up with US Patent 12,746,987 B1, granted to Tesla on September 29 for a skirtless four-fan rear diffuser that vacuums the car to the road. Whether tonight shows off SpaceX cold-gas thrusters, quad electric suction fans, or both, Tesla had to rewrite aerodynamics just to get past the friction limit of rubber.
Apologies on my absence
Been working on myself recently!
Fully natural, no peptides.
How’s my physique?
This is so dope
No witty tech post here
This is just fkn sick, where do I get one?
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How the FUCK did I mess up and buy a Mac mini with not enough SSD bro
This is the most faded not faded moment I’ve ever had
I’m cooked
Just got myself a Mac mini and I’m ready to become the most annoying Claude code user on the planet
Gymfluencers must be stopped
If you set up a tripod at the gym you're not working out, you're filming a hostage video starring a squat rack
Watched a guy this morning
>moved the tripod 4 times
>did 2 sets
>spent 11 min picking a song
>yelled at a dad for walking through his shot
Bro nobody is waiting on your 135 lb bench PR.
This is INSANE
The farming community is not about to let this one slide
Bro gets kicked by any farm animal once and is decommissioned
Hear me out....
Animated a 2 minute long video in 15 minutes with agents on Southwest WIFI
This is going to become a thing where airlines will offer better services for those who want utilize agents mid flight
Curious how long before using AI and agents on flight wifi is banned due to potential security risks??




















