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Catholic, nerdy dad who likes to talk about fantasy and sci-fi books, movies/TV shows, and video games. Agent: [email protected]

Joined November 2022
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One of the most masculine things you can do is to serve others, particularly your wife and kids. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
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Don’t empathize with Anakin. Identify with Aragorn. He’s the ultimate anti-doomer. When all seemed lost, Aragorn still acted out of principle & not self-interest. He didn’t change his actions based on feelings or probabilities. He didn’t harbor vengeance. He had a duty, and he risked life and love to fulfill it (saving both in the process).
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As someone who has read the book but never watched the show, I am thoroughly confused.
Season 6 is different.
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It’s been tough. I generally hate asking for help, but the bills are stacking up, and I don’t know what else to do. If you’re able, please consider helping us out. givesendgo.com/kyle-and-j-ar…
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[NEWS] “Marnûkh is a character meant to challenge long-held perceptions of Orcs. He’s such a departure from past depictions that within the production, Marnûkh has picked up the catchy nickname, “the Orc with an arc.” #TheRingsOfPower
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Hollywood was a mistake
“Wicker” shows just how suffocating marriage can be—and asks whether the institution is simply incompatible with love, @fhill_official writes: theatlantic.com/culture/2026…
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First time in Wisconsin?
To all the tailgaters in Milwaukee: slow the fuck down. You’ve been going hard since 10AM. The game isn’t for another 3.5 hours. You’re not going to remember it. @Brewers
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Missouri is not in the Midwest. For that matter neither is Ohio
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an 18mo taking a running start just to hug you is peak existence
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The Catholic Church does not need to "catch up with the times" The times need to catch up with the Catholic Church
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It doesn't have to be this way. The future of our children is too important to let them waste away their formative years on brain rot that the school gives them access to. We offer a solution that integrates with your school's existing LMS but without all the nonsense of a Chromebook.
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A handy guide for anyone confused
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The prideful, stupid narcissist is easily corrupted, cucked and radicalised by a cynical old politician playing on his ego— the only character who shows an ounce of intelligence. Like all children, he is told he is special. Like too many children today, he refuses to grow up. He blames systems he does not understand. He is too self-absorbed to contemplate a single way they might be redeemed. He is too fragile to sustain loss or misfortune. He believes he alone has a right to not be failed. He embraces moral relativism because he is selfish. Rather than use his prodigious talents for the good of others, he complains that he is not rewarded simply for being himself. He loves his wife as his possession, and turns on her the moment he thinks she's anything more. He murders children. He embodies what he creates: a lost generation. He overthrows those old systems, and becomes an embittered tool of the new regime he stupidly believed he would rule. He must eventually be redeemed by his son, who remembers the old virtues of charity, friendship, and self-sacrifice, and who fights - guided by his father's teachers - to rebuild what his father destroyed, as it should have been. We need much more of Luke, and much less of Anakin.
Gen Z love the Prequels because they relate to Anakin. A sensitive young man, an autistic savant, who has everything taken from him by alien savages, and has natural desires like fraternity, having a family, and aspiring to heroism proscribed by a sclerotic political order that refuses to acknowledge and solve problems. Young men today find the state of their nations intolerable, and just want to use power and competence to fix things. When Anakin responds to Padme warning, "That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship," with, "Well, if it works," they agree. The Jedi Order and Galactic Senate are as hypocritical and unsustainable as the institutions in their states which coordinate to constrain their potential. For them, the tragedy is not Anakin was corrupted by Palpatine and became Darth Vader, but that he failed and lost everything in pursuit of things they want and can't have too.
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Hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What’s interesting about Gerwig’s Narnia and other recent flops is that it seems the liberals are committing the creative sin conservatives are usually guilty of. Conservatives typically suck at art because they can’t help but use it as a vehicle for own ideology. They hollow it out, insert their beliefs in very cringe and obvious ways, and then send it off. They don’t trust the art to speak for itself. For decades now. Liberals have excelled in the arts because they don’t do this. Lately however, that has not seemed to be the case. We’re starting to see a reversal, and I’m excited and hopeful to see what happens next.
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My three year old tried to do a hip drop tackle on my seven year old today and my wife said “That’s a flag.” Elite ball knowledge, I’m telling you.
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Mentally, I'm still here
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The thing is, there aren't any "liberal works" worth doing this to.
I'm dead serious, we need to start taking liberal works and right-winging them.
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I was sure this was DiscussingFish...
Pat McAfee will voice Rat McAfee in Disney's new animated film ‘HEXED’.
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I have absolutely no faith in Greta Gerwig's "vision" for Narnia, but Netflix is absolutely based for this.
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I do NOT remember this plot point in Pride & Prejudice.
Update! I am stuck on a screen (which I have reported to tech support) that LITERALLY wants me to list all the ways in which my colleagues are racist. “None of the above” is not an option. I will not be complying.
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