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Slightly hyper-active multi-functional ex-Chef, Designer, Ocean Swimmer and Surfer. Yankee expat, based on the beach in Oz. Opinionated, yet I love you all.

Sydney Australia
Joined March 2009
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This is how it went down from my perspective. To best understand, we start from where I was. West St. between Rector & Carlisle St. The apartment was facing north looking at the towers. About 160 metres from the South Tower.
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Widely expected because you’re widely known as a bloody imbecile and financial incompetent.
Today's decision by the RBA was widely expected, but that doesn't make it any easier for families and businesses. It's difficult news for many Australians who are already paying a hefty price for circumstances outside their control. We take responsibility for our part of the fight against inflation, which is why we're finding savings at the same time as we roll out relief.
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Dave Swims // Get Salty // Stay Salty πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
When interest rates increased once under Morrison, Jim Chalmers announced a full blown cost of living crisis. Interest rates have increased 17 times on Jim’s tenure
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As I've always said, the Beatles were wankers.
Paul McCartney and John Lennon once masturbated together pge.sx/2N9Zoti
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Here comes @AlboMP, @JEChalmers and his merry band of r3tards to tell us how good today’s rate hike is going to be for all Australians.
"Here comes the Dallas Cowboys defense"
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Dumb arsed navigation apps think they’re being helpful when they are all β€œsave 8 minutes by taking this $30 toll route”.
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H is salty with me because I gave him a wash, with soap and took away all that fine smelling stuff he rolled through. We’ll work through this together.
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3am Sydney Harbour - storms passed and now it’s all quiet and generally delightful on the water. No fish were caught but that doesn’t matter one bit.
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Hahahaha - just heard an Aussie barista blast an American tourist for asking what 'Pumpkin Spice' beverages they have for the season. After lively exchange the bloke basically handed over an Opal card and gave directions to the nearest 'fucking' Starbucks.
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We had a win and weather willing, this will be my view Sunday morning.
Just in - a last minute invite for an overnight fishing trip with the lads this weekend - About to enter negotiations w/ the Mrs. Wish me luck.
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Just in - a last minute invite for an overnight fishing trip with the lads this weekend - About to enter negotiations w/ the Mrs. Wish me luck.
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Counterpoint: I married a Horse Girl, this means weekends and holidays she's off with her horse and friends hooning across the paddocks, giving me hours of quiet time to surf, swim or do whatever the fark I like. Everybody wins. I love and appreciate that horse as much as Mrs S does.
8 Girls You Should AVOID AT ALL COSTS 1. Horse Girls 🐴
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What your typical inner-city Labor/Greens supporter looks like.
Meanwhile, on the streets of #Melbourne in 2026… πŸ“· Whatpeoplearewearing_au
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Barack Hussein Obama was a HUGE mistake. Worst President in history.
Barack Obama was a HUGE mistake. Worst President in history.
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Dave Swims // Get Salty // Stay Salty πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Soooo... how's the election going?
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I don't care what they tell you - your washing machine does not need AI nor does it need to be connected to the intarwebs.
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You don't even need to understand French to know these kids are "dans la merde".
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Sometimes PTSD hits randomly - last night was awful w v bad dreams, waking up drenched in sweat. For reasons unknown, this instrumental from Simple Minds calms my fucked up head.
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100:1 Odds are that our globalist overlord kvnts declare water as a state-controlled resource and access is a heavily taxed privilege.
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