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jaz🍒

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~ personal account (18+) ~ soup, sex, and sun salutations ☀️🍃✌🏼

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Joined March 2011
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Hakeem Jeffries meeting privately with Jared Kushner should disqualify him from being Speaker of the House. Full stop.
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Because you're a bitch, Hakeem.
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Hakeem Jeffries (@RepJeffries) profile pictureHakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffriesNov 5
Why is Pete Hegseth still around?
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@hasanthehunNov 6
law and order. files and trials. belt to ass.
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Republicans never do this shit, so why are liberals obsessed with this shit?
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 5
Texas Gov-Elect Gina Hinojosa Names GOP’s Ernest Bailes to Transition Team, Promises “Bipartisan Administration” — NYT
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S@Nasty_Saulito69Nov 6
No disrespect but I just know he fucks like an animal
XO (@Skyeluvxo) profile pictureXO@SkyeluvxoNov 4
Abdul El-Sayed. #daddy #gay
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This is so funny.
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The smug look on @SenSchumer ‘s face after being asked his thoughts on senators not planning to vote for him and then responding with “ don’t worry about that I will be elected as the majority leader” really pissed me off.
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@hasanthehunNov 5
no we definitely ARE looking for justice and accountability.
Clipping Wings (@ClippingWings) profile pictureClipping Wings
@ClippingWingsNov 4
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 4
Talarico had a good wholesome speech last night but there’s just something about Abdul El-Sayed’s pettiness that is scratching an itch 😂 I’ve been telling my husband that we as a society need to be meaner to people who break the rules and Senator Habibi is bodying that concept
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he's so hot and mean. dreamboat.
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportNov 4
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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kelsey@sexytwerpNov 4
ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS
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They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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@hell_line0Nov 4
A latina woman was just elected governor of Texas. A black woman was just elected governor of Georgia. A native american woman was just elected governor of New Mexico💙🌊 MATRIARCHY MATRIARCHY MATRIARCHY
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WE ARE AMANDA SEYFRIED
Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints) profile pictureNatalie Wynn
@ContraPointsNov 4
It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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Ross Bolen
@WRBolenNov 4
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan moved to Texas to escape liberal California and inadvertently turned Texas blue for the first time in 30 years 😂
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@kenzianidiotNov 3
youre laughing. democrats want to make ohio a state and youre laughing.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 2
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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Sometimes you forget Abdul El Sayed is running for the SENATE. The Senate bro … that means he’s gonna be in there with all those old Republican losers cracking his jokes to their faces. FOR SIX YEARS. Asking pointed questions during hearings. Vote for Abdul because that’s gonna be so entertaining.
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Heidi@HeidiOCanadaOct 28
Instead… hear me out… America could’ve had free healthcare for everyone.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 28
JUST IN: Pentagon tells Congress the Iran military operation has cost American taxpayers $47,100,000,000.00.
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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