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Favorites: purple, @Canes, running, tacos, nc mountains, irony, chocolate milk

Raleigh, NC
Joined March 2009
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If I needed to steal an identity, I’d target someone going to their RealID appointment. I’m already sweating all over my vital records.
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Am I the only one who was surprised to learn that when you enter Canada from the US you cross over the Rainbow Bridge? Little weird.
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You guys remember the old twitter fail whale? Bally’s is the new fail whale.
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Are you watching The Morning Show?
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Good morning, Ohio. I 👏 you.
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I was just on a bakery's website and accepted all cookies, so what should I expect to happen next?
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I didn’t ask that lady at the groc why she was buying a cinnamon broom. I should have.
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Who is working on a cure for "This is a good box. I'm keeping it"?
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At a Durham gas station, the customer in front of me asked the man behind the register where he was from? When he replied Sierra Leone, the customer said, I’m from Senegal, we’re neighbors. They both beamed and I was warmed just to witness the connection.
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THEY BLIND SIDED HIM ALL RIGHT. people are jerks
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Found those Georgia votes, eh?
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Bad
A section of a Pfizer facility in Rocky Mount, NC sustained heavy tornado damage Wednesday. The site is one of the largest sterile injectable manufacturing sites in the world, supplying nearly 25% used in U.S. hospitals according to the company’s website. #wxnc
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Someone just said that they almost "pulled a Shelley" and I had no idea what was coming next.
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Now I remember what a day at the computer does to my eyes and neck. It's all pain.
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low humidity forever
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Nonetheless, I will always be grateful to the @FlaPanthers for eliminating Boston.
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If you haven't danced around the house today to Simply The Best, you are doing. it. wrong.
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The woman beside me says the s-word a lot, and the f-word a lot and SOB and something about somebody’s sister and chants hit-him-hit-him and I really like her a lot and hope she has a happy, beautiful life.
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Crowd: cheaters never win Gudas mouths: fuck you people I’m dead. 😂
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