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🥀 Eibarman 🇹🇷

@schizocritic

satire for legal reasons, garupan & counter-strike

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Joined September 2023
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carried an umbrella with me all walk and it didn't even rain for me
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>3 bookmarks
🥀 Eibarman 🇹🇷 (@schizocritic) profile picture🥀 Eibarman 🇹🇷@schizocriticOct 28
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schizothotep (@schizothotep) profile picture
schizothotep@schizothotep6h
>be a man that fought in most grueling of wars >start bringing a broken civilisation back to glory >mass industralize >secularise your nation >standardise the language >remain the most important man in the history of your nation long after your death >be atatürk >pic unrelated
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then iced teas, four of them
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Haku@hmiziuOct 25
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Let's go back to the very beginning:
Tyto Alba 🍁🫜 (@kriiger_tyto) profile pictureTyto Alba 🍁🫜@kriiger_tytoOct 29
I have no idea what the mr STAR debate is about at this point, no idea what each side is arguing at all and I am definitely not going to read all of that.
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christian twt: lord… must… crusade against… mortal goons 💔 a foid at mass is giving me a fuckin bonerrrr 😭😭😭 muslim twt: islamic ruling of marrying djinn succubi based on the views of the four madhhabs 1/54 🧵 jewish twt: *idf e-whore* 🌀 INVADE IRAN 🌀 INVADE IRAN 🌀
♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰ (@ZamfeerHattim) profile picture♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰@ZamfeerHattimOct 27
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I look like this
Umay (@mucitizenn) profile pictureUmay@mucitizennOct 29
The Türk 1910'lu yıllardan bir kartpostalmış 😭
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''Gen Z prefers playing Counter-Strike over having sex''
Pricempire.com (@pricempire) profile picturePricempire.com
@pricempireOct 29
New study finds Gen Z prefers playing Counter-Strike over having sex.
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Scar@MercStreichBackOct 29
Extraction shooters... Looter shooters... Hero shooters... All must die.
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me and twin are gigannected
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yarın > şablonlu atatürk storysi atan normoçlar > story atanları aşşağılamaya çalışan histerili kürd oçlar
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29 Ekim
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It's for you dawg it's lit
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#NeedDat
loli_roller (@loli_roller) profile pictureloli_roller@loli_rollerOct 27
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Imagine pimping out your women is the only way you can gain favour with your caucasian masters, you're basically a yellow house slave.
Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminlee) profile pictureKangmin Lee | 이강민
@kangminleeOct 28
The only thing that can defeat the red-green alliance is the white-yellow alliance.
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"You are just promoting turkism and pan turkish sympathies"
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✠ Alpha ✠ (@1oo_alpha) profile picture✠ Alpha ✠@1oo_alphaOct 28
Replying to @ekduein @Haybaji
You are just promoting turkism and pan turkish sympathies
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Renaissance Man Art & History (@Argonaut1535) profile pictureRenaissance Man Art & History
@Argonaut1535Oct 28
⚔️You get to pick one of these…Which one are you going with? 👇🏻
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Religiously motivated crimes are all bad actually
Master🇹🇷🇷🇺 (@refahliconsinow) profile pictureMaster🇹🇷🇷🇺@refahliconsinowOct 27
Happy Birthd-ACK
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