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Beer, England
Joined December 2011
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No seen this in years🤣🤣🤣
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We're on the brink of nuclear war and he's posting this. I am so embarrassed.
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Very unusual flight trajectory today leaving Edinburgh for Rome. After take-off the pilot flew west, allowing the best view of Glasgow and the Firth of Clyde I’ve ever seen.
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Desmond at the pub later looking for a new manager
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I’m so in love with you 💙
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Bi Ferry losing the plot 😂
‘Is that allowed?! Get that to fu…’
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🎃 Happy Halloween from the Fred & Rose have a great night 👻 On a serious note if you got Kids or young girls out, Make sure you keep them in sight, its not like it was 20 years ago. A lot of Doctors and Engineers will also be out.
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If alcohol so bad for you then how come i stop shaking every time i have it
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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Scott retweeted
Half a grolsch please love
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I just know Patrick Stewart is walking along in heaven, seeing a beautiful girl whose clothes have just fallen off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, Patrick's seen everything.
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Did you know crabs can make noise?
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if u go to a cinema to see this i would actually think less of you
The final 6 episodes of Amelia Dimoldenberg’s ‘Chicken Shop Date’ will be screened in movie theaters on November 24 in the UK, Ireland, and Paris.
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Plane Guy
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