Don Scrumbo

The Scrumbopolis gift shop is open for business! Show everyone the pride of your city or grab some souvenirs for your family on your visit! redbubble.com/people/Scrumbo…

Can you guys stop flooding my X feed with porn I’m trying to find election results.

Instead of smooth jazz, the Scrumbopolis local news plays Swedish death metal during the whether segment so people don’t pussy out of work when it snows

Do the Dutch make stinky fart food? I don’t get the oven joke.

That’s me in the corner. That’s me I’m fart-ing Maybe no one will smell it in the corner. Oh no i shit my pants Down to my socks

You get a much greater sense of Scrumbopolis as a character in the manga

Instead of no nutt November, why don’t you volunteer this holiday season and make some friends. then jerk off to a job well done!

Sam Altman visited Scrumbopolis and said “dang, I’m gonna need more ram”

We have early voting in Scrumbopolis but everyone shows up on Election Day anyway because it is part of our culture to wait in very long lines.

They call me “Ass The Ripper” The way I’m Ripping Ass

Men’s haircut used to be $8 10 years ago. Biden and Trumps inflation got ts at $28 just for them to fuck it up the same way

Naming my son Dom short for “xXDOMINATOR95Xx”

Everyone in Scrumbopolis forgot about the mid terms because we shot the republican candidate in the head 10/01/26

Ahhh you know what, skip the pumpkin carving contest. We’re gonna put up the Christmas tree

I wouldn’t mind being glazed

The Scrumbopolis pumpkin carving contest starts at 5 pm tonight! I know it’s mischief night but please don’t smash the losing pumpkins. Those people don’t have much to live for after this

The Scrumbopolis pho store is making a 6ft deep in-ground pool and they’re NOT filling it with pho :(

When’s Timbukthree?

Quirkchungus pussy got me opening up and making new friends by being myself

I am Don Scrumbo’s neo-ganglia