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Sports, law, cyber/infosec & calling out seditious dumbfucks. Not your lawyer.

Joined September 2009
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My Jeep Grand Cherokee has technology that would both prevent a collision AND stay on the road in this situation. Plus, it’s not from a company run by a Nazi.
Tesla FSD saved my life last night on Interstate 95 in South Carolina. Car in front braked hard suddenly. FSD veered to the left and got back safely on the road. Thank you @teslasi
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This. This. This!!!!! We need more of this!!!!
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So by inference Witkoff only has access to Signal from his personal device. Which also would also indicate this Administration is in violation of government records laws. Fucking morons. The entire lot of them.
I am incredulous that a good newspaper like the @WSJ would not check with me as to whether I had any personal devices with me on either of my trips to Moscow. If they had, they would have known the truth. Which is, I only had with me a secure phone provided by the government for special circumstances when you travel to regions where you do not want your devices compromised. That is why CBS News reported that Goldberg himself said that he “has not recounted Witkoff making any comments in that group chat until Saturday, after he left Russia and returned to the U.S.”. Guess why? Because I had no access to my personal devices until I returned from my trip. That is the responsible way for me to make these trips and that is how I always conduct myself. Maybe it is time for media outlets like the Journal to acknowledge when some of their people make serious reporting mistakes like this. I would appreciate it if the WSJ and other media outlets check with me the next time they make serious allegations. Thank you. @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @JDVance @SusieWiles @PressSec @marcorubio @SecRubio @michaelgwaltz @PeteHegseth @SecDef @TulsiGabbard @DNIGabbard @StephenM @jaredkushner @seanhannity @CIADirector @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump
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JUST IN: USDA says it accidentally fired several officials working on bird flu. "We are working to swiftly rectify the situation and rescind those letters," a spokesperson says.
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Fuck Nazis.
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NFL fans after seeing the pass interference called in favor of the Chiefs 😂😅
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Bullshit Pass Interference on a 4th Down conversion. Refs aren’t even hiding it. The fix is in.
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The REAL story on Pam Bondi, Trump University, and Trump's $25,000 payment to Bondi: 1/ In August 2013, I was at the NY AG, and Bondi was Florida AG. On August 24, 2013, I filed the NY AG's prosecution of Trump University and Donald Trump, for $42 million in fraud. 🧵
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“Joy!” for $420, “Cartradges”, and “Refreshments” look like coded drug purchases
BREAKING- ABC News has posted a Venmo ledger, showing payments Matt Gaetz sent to two sex workers. I still can't believe he used Venmo. Your thoughts?
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This is basically every Trump cabinet pick so far
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Sure. Let’s start by cutting you and El0n.
A reasonable formula to fix the U.S. government: Milei-style cuts, on steroids.
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SCOTUS really gonna overturn 235 years of criminal procedure and practice just so Tr*mp can fuck around and lose another election.
Alito described consquences for Trump of going to trial: "That may involve great expense, and it may take up a lot of time. And during the trial, the former president may be unable to engage in other activities that the former president would want to engage in and then the outcome is dependent on the jury, the instructions to the jury, and how the jury returns a verdict and then it has to be taken up on appeal."
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My wife’s Apple Watch (Series 7) has gone completely unresponsive. I’ve gone through all the troubleshooting steps multiple times with an @AppleSupport chat agent who told me I need to take it to an Apple Store for service. The nearest Apple Store to me is a 2 hour drive one-way.
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I asked if I could mail the watch in for service and was just quoted $489 for troubleshooting and repair. Are you fucking kidding me, @Apple? It costs more to service a 2 year old product than it does to replace the fucking thing?!?? This is fucking bullshit.
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And best of all, I had Apple Care Plus on this piece of shit but slim fucking bit of good that did me.
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I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative assistant to the President of Student Affairs that semester in the work/study program. In early 1995, Robert Shapiro and Robert Kardashian (USC Alumni) walked up to my desk and said they had an appt with my boss. I was studying to be a criminal defense lawyer with a dual major in PoliSci and International Relations so I knew who they were. The meeting lasted about 30 mins. After they left I looked at my boss like wtf was that all about!? He walked me outside and we sat by the old sprawling big tree outside Topping and my boss lit a cigarette for the first time in years and told me I had to sign an NDA because I could confirm OJ's lawyers were there for a meeting. Then he told me what the meeting was about. Before OJ could graduate from USC, the university paid off two families of two blonde white girls that he had dated and battered. They had both gone to the LAPD to report it. One claimed he also sexually assaulted her in their relationship. The school had a vested interest in OJ going far in football and protected him at all costs. OJ had been in custody for 6 months and lawyers were in the discovery process for the trial and OJ's friend Robert Kardashian, who knew OJ from also being a student at USC, thought it would be best if those stories never saw the light of day. So a large check was written, given to my boss, and they left. I'll never forget holding that check. Now, did you hear about this before now? Nope. That's how much power money enables. After he was acquitted I changed my major to Philosophy/Psychology double major. I understood that I could harm society more than not if I pursued law. This is also why I abhor the Kardashians. They're rich thugs. Nothing more. #OJISDEAD
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I have very serious doubts that there is anyone in the entire world who is as bad at their job as Angel Martinez is at umpiring.
Angel Hernandez making his presence felt in the first inning
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I’d be grilling on my front porch every night. There’s a sense of entitlement and then there’s this.
I hate my HOA Facebook group
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