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Joined February 2021
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Hey guys, I’ve been working on something cool, and it’s finally here—Afrobeat Samples. A site that shows how Afrobeat songs are connected through samples.
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So this what Mario be doing when Luigi logs out😭
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God pls save me from girls that look like boys, and boys that look like girls.
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they laugh at the guy who walks into a gunfight with a shiruken but not when he's the only one still on his two feet after the smoke clears
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of course mrs vorhees sees her dead son😭
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Bro’s moving like when you draw the short straw in a bet
🚨 Zerry DL Makes Runway Debut for Oshobor at Lagos Fashion Week 🤩🔥
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Shaved or hairy coochie, my guy say he no mind at all
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Consumerism
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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novemberrr what u got for a nigga that been trying since january
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Dem ask me salary expectation today, I say N1m. Dem burst laugh. I no laugh o. Who dey follow you laugh?
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Replying to @n0tdapo
If they have work they’ll be at home trying to reach deadlines
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they hid food in warehouses, left them to rotten while nigerian’s where hungry in the middle of a pandemic. but somehow that political party is still your party. you’re a very wicked and stupid person.
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I always knew there was this version of holy ghost somewhere
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Saliendo de la vida de las personas porque ya no tolero chngaderas
🤖 Made with AI
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“How did you know she was the one?” Meanwhile us: 😂
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Album's bringing tears to my eyes, we weren't supposed to witness skill like this😭😭
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This is a cry for help If you have anything that's making you decent funds, please pmo I'm struggling ☹️
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the real news is what they don't tell us
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nigerians rather listen to octoberispoor than taves. dont u lot see the problem yet?
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The Internet
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