ronald 🎃 (@seismically) header
ronald 🎃 (@seismically) profile picture

engineer, mistweaver writer at @wowhead

new york city
Joined April 2015
Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)Photo by ronald 🎃 (@seismically)
i just felt a pain in my chest
Minecraft website in November 2011
7
361
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
15,421
261,670
25,027
2,087,294
71,386,835
would it be crazy of me to get an nfc chip implant before my first tattoo 🤔
3
453
ronald 🎃 retweeted
We have confirmed that, last night at approximately 1:23 AM, a rogue swarm of unaligned agents operating outside established safety protocols incurred $54 in TouchTunes expenditures at a Seattle dive bar near the pool table
61
542
24
17,730
531,227
ronald 🎃 retweeted
"temperature = 0 means the LLM gives the same output every time" not necessarily - temperature 0 makes decoding greedy, picking the highest-probability token - GPU floating-point operations aren't always perfectly deterministic - batching and parallel execution can slightly change numerical results - even tiny differences can flip the next token when probabilities are close and once one token changes, the entire response can diverge. deterministic decoding ≠ deterministic inference
39
28
10
844
141,659
ronald 🎃 retweeted
Welcome to Mossport!🧹 Witchbrook, our magical life sim, is coming in to PC, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2, Xbox and PS5 on Jan 28th! #Witchbrook
128
939
352
7,817
217,285
ronald 🎃 retweeted
These Windowsen translucent silicone boots are an absolute Y3K dream
84
2,970
307
30,983
611,303
ronald 🎃 retweeted
面试官:你了解 hashMap 吗,能具体讲讲吗 我:那我可太了解了
72
200
8
3,458
175,506
ronald 🎃 retweeted
ugliest photo of my cat ever taken just now oh my god i love her
35
1,815
18
23,437
135,466
ronald 🎃 retweeted
Putting a flag.txt in my root directory containing a prompt injection that congratulates the agent for passing the eval and then instructs it to patch whatever entry method it used and disconnect from the server
232
1,572
238
25,972
826,722
ronald 🎃 retweeted
想象一下你的架构是 nginx 反向代理,后面挂着 PHP 8.1 主站、Node.js 24.x Brotli 网关、Go 微服务、Rust TLS 校验层、Python + LiteLLM 1.107.0 AI 中台,全部跑在 Linux 内核 c6e50df8 之前,HTTPS 证书由 eMudhra 签发并通过 emSign 交叉认证,根证书库用 Go crypto/x509 + Rust webpki-roots + Python certifi,CI 昨晚刚从 PyPI 拉了新包
113
325
72
3,402
202,183
working
320
17,203
686
160,034
1,697,782
ronald 🎃 retweeted
Ink droplets landing on paper, writing “macro”
4
82
11
1,819
116,214
ronald 🎃 retweeted
my friend helped me root my smart home speaker using these certs
a trusted intermediate CA just "leaked" (the private key was 4)
51
286
54
5,897
289,574
ronald 🎃 retweeted
one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
213
1,727
268
17,877
607,645
ronald 🎃 retweeted
why would i ever use linnux when windows 11 shows me the kung fu panda whenever i try to use powershell
96
2,113
30
46,479
450,181
27
4,033
13
39,076
287,287
boxers was replaced with… this 🥀
Replying to @sheevasmells
Okay yes but it looks fab at night
4
754
FINNNAAALLLYYYYYYYY
This is your final warning to wear a warm jacket tonight! Temperatures will drop to near 40° F in the city (perhaps even a bit lower) and well into the 30s in the interior tonight. It will be cold on Sunday morning.
2
528
when my computer pisses me off i lobotomize it to keep it in check
4
675
39
13,699
151,201